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>>58474913

Imagine being short GME when you literally CAN'T close the short position. Now you are stuck and everyone knows you have to buy back the shares for impossible price points that will have your $75BN market maker corporations implode faster than getting sucked into a black hole. Every time you place a buy order for GME, the market maker takes one step closer to oblivion. You are costing them millions of dollars and their fates are already sealed to end at the edge of a ledge or in the BBC cage.
Hedgies are trapped like poor helpless farm animals trapped in cages being force-fed before the slaughter. Every time we buy GME, they look upon us with teary eyed desperation while we lick our lips thinking of slathering up the most succulent morsels of flesh for our own enjoyment. That is why the hedgies are here to kek our bags. They oh so desperately want to escape the hell-prison they are in. Maybe, if they are lucky, the rays of sun will hit their skin one more time and they will be free. But it will never happen. Hedgies are to be mechanically disassembled for our consumption. But it is not we who are the evil ones. We are harbingers of justice and decency and it is only happenstance that our investments will destroy the evil doers while also making us impossibly rich.

The black hoodie represents the executioners hood as RC is destined to slaughter the shorts and provide their flesh for his most dedicated acolytes.