/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16427843
It's fun to be dumb sometimes and not having a stick up your ass at all times makes life a little bit more bearable. I have black and white friends, so I just don't stop being black just because I'm talking to white people on a Taiwanese knitting forum. Selective use of the N-word can be powerful/hilarious in IRL situations.


>Keep in mind, people judge you by your mannerisms.
Yea, and I'll politic when I need to politic. The honest truth is that black people are more fun to hang out with, but white people just have more money to do things so they have more diverse hobbies and habits.

Hey /biz/ my IQ is about 45, I'm a 31 y/o with an empty bank account and student loan debt. My credit score is "good" but I make pathetic money. The total sum of my financial knowledge is "get a good job" and because I'm retarded I don't want to get a good job. Instead, I have a business idea. I've vetted it with some non-retard business owners and have been told it's good and I should try it.

I estimate I need ~50k startup capital. How do I get it?