/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57568790
Fuck me, I'm already aroused by the scent of coconut and I have yet to fuck a black woman. Wat do?

>>26661794
Just bought 1 share cause of this post

>>25990157
More shares for people to pile on to further the squeeze

>BTC 19K
>MARA +17%
Good morning MARA gentlemen, everything is going as planned. Enjoy the ride

The pandemic cheapies/crypto pump were like the rapture for smart money. If you're still here, it's because you didn't profit enough, you're still poor, and you didn't make it

>>23403909
Another pajeet BTFO. TRUST THE PLAN.

>>23370465
This. I'm even more convinced that they're going to survive than I was when I 1st bought. I'm honestly not surprised that the NPC's are still fudding it though.

>>23370481
Low cost-high profit margin stocking stuffers. Bullish.

>>23245714
All in since Sep 8 and holding some cash in case it dips.

Need new pepes

>>23140650
hello

Used to work in pizza a long time ago. WHen people would call for orders I'd make sure to have great customer service and even use a radio-esque voice which many on the phone would comment that they really liked and told the same thing to the delivery driver about me when they got to the house. Not only would I do that but of course I'd also physically make the food itself. I only did this for so long though because then the delivery drivers started coming back to the shop bragging about their GREAT tips from these same customers that I spoke to that I wouldn't receive any of the money from so I remained professional and just did the basic service and their tips went back to normal levels. WHen I later became a manger of this same shop after the original owners sold the franchise to a new owner and the new owner didn't re-hire me on-board until roughly 9 months later when a person I knew there finally put in a good word for me to work there again, I then cooked their books , took money from the registers and tills, pocketed customer money without writing down orders themselves I then quit when the idiot small-timers tried doing the same thing when the till was $5 short one night. So I figured it was best to get out while the getting was good.

The new owner died of bowel-cancer soon after.

Food service is garbage but honest work, but it taught me how to really F people over as much as it did to give good customer service to actually decent people/customers in the same light.

I still tip all of my waiters/drivers because I know what hell they live in, but also tip the house itself if I come to pickup, because F drivers thinking they deserve it all without sharing the tips desu.

>>23006540
I'm proud to be clovin'

>>22760219

Bullying Peepo is the hallmark sign of a true plebeian.

Leave this to the real movers and shakers my boy.

>>22734550
I approve of this message.

BLAH BLAH BLAH HUMAN RIGHTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>22442615
Good call, it's completely obvious right now that you should be shorting/buying puts on NKLA and because its that obvious, you should avoid doing so. Us retail investors are a drop in the ocean compared to the market makers. Next week I predict NKLA will go up in price to completely fuck over shorters and put buyers. After they've made enough money, it'll continue dumping into oblivion. 5 minutes before close on Friday I saw someone purchase over $700,000 in 9/18 34 calls. As they say: be greedy when others are fearful and be fearful when others are greedy.

Don't worry I'll gladly take that burden of wealth off your hands

>>22367293
based. with that attitude you absolutely will make it btw.
for the rest of you faggots, just buy btc/eth and tesla stock and shut the fuck up for 5-10 years.

>>22326163
BASED

>>22295200
>>22295599
>>22296377

Pay increase confirmed, congrats Jannies!

>>22284806
>>22284831
This
>>22284853
It was from SPY puts Thursday and Friday that expired 9/4, so pretty much 0DTE options. Don't do this with a lot of money though or at all, I just got lucky. Started with the 350 put and as soon as it went ITM, I sold and went down to 346, 343, and 340. Again, don't fucking do this. I just decided to roll with it cause my initial risk was only $40 and I was watching my portfolio like a hawk.

>>22256962
Barging in without a meeting eh, well with better be good. Go on

Let us proceed