/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23262339
We even live bros?

>be me
>enroll back at college after being a 23 y/o crypto NEET for full year
>make tinder. Use 1 blurry photo
>get superliked by Harvard stem chick
>comes off really strong
>agree to get food
>works as crypto quant for big name hedge fund
>speaks at least 4 languages
>top of class
>has interned all over the world
>president of multiple clubs and organizations
>CEO of american express gifts her shit all the time
>best friend runs 9 figure crypto fund
>really into me
>knows I go to shit tier college
>doesn't know I'm nearly failing all my classes and struggle to get out of bed every morning with lifelong depression
>doesn't know I have no talents, hobbies, or accolades to my name in the 6 years I've been out of high school
>impress her with modest verbal IQ throughout night
>she begins talking relationships
>outlines what she's looking for
>no clinginess, unnecessary contact because of busy life etc
>asks me to come back to room to cuddle
>says she doesn't want sex
>go back to room
>separate filing cabinet for every class and activity
>asks me to fuck her within 30 min
>cums repeatedly
>talks about second date next morning. What we will cook and how we will prepare it
>leave
>has been texting me every day
>asked me to see ballet next weekend
>decent looking girl, but not incredibly physically attracted to her
>wouldn't mind having as fuck buddy, but not to date
>severely intimidated by the gaping disparity between our lifestyles
>no idea what to say to her

what should I do biz

Probably going thru divorce soon, what are some ways to minimize what ex is going to get and not get raped by the child support system? Anyone here gone thru a similar thing? House and 1 kid, if relevant.

>Unemployed currently, receiving a little bit of money from the government so I can live
>Appointment in 2 weeks with my "case manager"
>Will be asked to send at least 2 job applications a week and he/she will send me some job offers from their database, too
>They will check and ask for a response from the employers (if I send an application and why they didn't take me etc.)
>He/she will mostly send me to "personell service providers" (companies) that will recommend me to companies in their database and former will 100% give me an interview
>If I don't go to an interview, they will cut my money repeatedly (3 times until it's 0)

How do I be uninteresting for them? Plan is to just send a CV and asking for too much salary in the e-mail directly. Also will take some time to respond and ask for new appointments due to sickness. And how do I behave in an interview without being too obvious that I don't want to work?

Side question:
>Are there more vacant part-time jobs or full-time jobs?

Crypto ruined my life /biz/ I hate ever getting involved. The hope it creates in thinking I can escape wage slavery keeps me up all night constantly checking my trades always researching and trying to learn more about crypto.

The only way to put myself to sleep at night is watching btc 1 min candle ticks until I get sleepy and all I do is sit in my room now staring at my monitor completely neglecting my friends and family. Everyone I know has moved on in life but I'm still here isolating myself more each day in the hope of a likely impossible dream. Goodnight /biz/

To those who wanna an hero, how long are you gonna wait to make it before pulling the trigger?

>>7949174
No clue, but I am not touching Link with a 10 foot pole..

Thoughts on JNT? Big announcement this week?

>>7243751
So a jungle nigger.

>>7222569
What is Forex?

>>6074873
> mfw only 5k FUN