/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56426160
They're almost as annoying as the christniggers that come in here, but atleast the shills gets paid to spread their bullshit here
Cant wait for Monday. Gods how I loathe weekends
I get banned for saying what I want to use my gme money on, meanwhile shills and christcucks can say whatever they want. Jannies are on hedgies payroll

>>56421015
Yea I don’t think silly shillies understand that even with a vpn (which they are required to keep your information anyway due to federal law), or other techniques of obfuscation, an investigation this size will come down on you hard. Your handlers alll the way up the food chain will be fucked.

Just ask the shills who Michael I. Goldberg is and they either never engage the comment or spaz out about shares being canceled. WAGMI, shills in shambles.

Im all in on dougshit.

>>56417564
man, my wife also went into a screech, but the kids are mine
women and finance are like water and oil
but don't let your kids get hurt in the process ffs

>>56402762
>>56402749
>>56402736
They know they aren’t getting out of this alive and now they are just trying to fuck over as many of you as they can out of spite. The shares left in brokers, shorts will have immediate access to when they are sold in one giant dark pool deal, and they need as many retail shares as possible there if they are to have any chance of getting out alive. Hence the capitulation to 50/50 when they realized they couldn’t stop it. Can any of you shills refute the fact that if your broker chooses to, they can sell THEIR shares any time they’d like? Considering that possibility, I’ll keep registering ALL of my shares in my own name and leave my LEAP contracts in corrupt brokers so that I may exercise them mid squeeze and DRS them when the literal sky is falling in these fucks. Shills would love you to believe it would be difficult to sell from CS but this is false. CS website will be running like a greased Texas hog on moass day. Also, there is the fact that the COMPANY themselves told me to DRS by adding the count to every quarterly. This must have taken thousands of billable lawyer hours to get approved, and they would not have added it if it wasn’t to look out for my, a large shareholders, best interest. Oh…and computerchair.
Imagine shilling against DRS. Imagine selling one’s soul to satan

>>56398942
How the fuck is it possible for anyone to be red holding this stock? The shills love to scream this but the only way I could imagine anyone being red is if they literally only bought ath and the pumps. Did you not buy the the dips? None at $40 pre splivvy?

>People unrelated to the stock
>Spending every waking hour watching it
>Endlessly kvetching about my financial investments
>Labouring under the delusion that I don't have disposable income
Yep, it's game time. GameStop time!

>>56389543
The only reason I bought GME is because it made people mad, and I kept buying it until I reached a point where I couldn't reasonably buy more after getting to a thousand shares. Then people started seething about BBBY and kept seething about it so I bought a thousand shares of that. In fact the only reason I don't also own a thousand shares of AMC is because nobody ever got butthurt about it. I also own some loopring and IMX too because, you guessed it, people got buttmad about it. Same reason I have a bag of LUNC, because I kept seeing threads for it pop up on the front page full of posts seething about other people buying it. If it makes someone legitimately angry that I own something, then I know without doing one iota of research into it it's a sound investment. It has always and will always be this way. It's why I have some gold, and it's also why I bought bitcoin way back when it was just a few bucks and actually began this style of investing for me that has been wildly lucrative.

If people stopped being assmad lolcows I would actually question my investments, but they never have and never will stop being rectally ravaged attention whores because they either stand to lose tons of money because I own these things or they're paid to be here acting like toddlers by the people that stand to lose money because I own these things. I cannot stress this enough and will not mention it again, I only put my money into things that make other people mad because if they were right they wouldn't be mad and them being wrong just means I have to wait and get to keep pissing in their faces until it pays off. Only do things for the lulz and a lulzy life you will have.

We are approaching 900 days since the sneeze. On Monday, July 17th it will have been 900 days since January 28th 2021. I propose the greatest Guerilla Warfare tactic to commemorate the day. This weekend I propose we post cartoons that can be printed and folded into a book that explains the DD that's been written and spreads the word about the greatest stock that has ever existed. If everyone prints out 10 cartoons and just leaves them in the library, lobby, Uber, etc. This will help spread the word and hopefully bring about a fair and free market. In 900 days what have you learned about the stock? What have you learned about the regulators? Is it a free market? Why do you care? Why should others care? Let's educate the others and give them a chance to make their own decisions on their future. Let's make change happen! No Cell, No Sell-Godspeed my fellow apes! Comment on cartoons you'd like to see or where you could leave them? Should everyone print out 10 or 100?

I’m a loser and GME is my only hope of any quality of life. I open the chart up and the stock is down my fellow GameStop investors. The only reason I don’t kill myself is because I don’t want to explain to Jesus why I gave up before I had the chance to use MOASS money to further His Kingdom. I’m so fucking tired of waiting. Every single hype day is a possible chance for Wall Street to fail to keep things under control, yet every single time they pull something from their ass and we have to wait another month or two months or quarter.
At this point I really am holding GME just to see what the fuck happens if I don’t sell. Wall Street broke international finance law to see what would happen to me, it’s fair for me to not sell GME for $20,000 a piece to see what happens to Wall Street I suppose.
Don’t forget to pray today everybody. God wants our desires to come true. He is our Father in heaven and like any good dad he wants to spoil us and make us happy with gifts and good times and successful pursuits. Thank you Jesus for loving us

>56377376
>Unironically being so pathetic he defends hedgefunds
>For free
Sad, really. But mostly just funny.

>>56372041
Overstock literally did the short squeeze through a divvy redeemable on their own marketplace...
Why GME is not using the NFT marketplace to achieve the same thing just fucking blows my goddamn mind and why the GMEggers aren't demanding it as shareholders I have no idea.
Who thought the splivvy was going to do anything at all? It's retarded because it's all just numbers on a balance sheet in a computer not controlled by you.
People need to understand that they control the books! You need books not controlled by the institutions it is literally the only way.
Time to not look at GME for another year or I'll just be demoralized.

THE TOOLS ARE ALL THERE: JUST FUCKING DEMAND THE NFT/CRYPTO DIVIDEND!

>>56367523
These generals are complete trash now. I think all the Keith/45 nonsense was just to make this place so unbearable that everyone just stops coming. How is this guy not banned permanently yet?

>>56362350
Imagine being so virgin you have to insist on being a chad. Sad, really. But not as sad as being French. Or worse, French-Canadian.

>>56359759
And I am saying that if I was smart enough to realize BBBY and BBBYQ stinks to high heaven, and seems to be inorganically shilled in the GME thread, I would make the prudent decision to separate the two investments for the 2 percent chance the shorts pull off their little attempt to flip the board and use corruption to come after legitimate investors. If you actually stick to the points I am making, I think you will find an interesting conversation of "what if's" here. There sure has been a strong reaction to me...

Gotta say, as a longtime smugposter with repeated vacations for smuggery, these threads are starting to get altogether too silly for me to keep up. I like it!

>>56352098
Those two facts in combination prove MOASS is imminent.
>RRP has been the hedgie piggy bank of last resort ever since the 2021 runups
>over half of it has been drained and it's still trending downward
WAATMI

>>56346686
I LIKE GAMESTOP!

I will NEVER, ever sell my GME.
GME at $480. Didnt sell.
GME at $340. Didnt sell.
GME at $150. $100. $80. $50. $40. $38...

Not selling.

IF you filthy kikes ever want to see these GME shares again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $2000 per share... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy kikes, I AM NOT SELLING

Sincerely,
The richest man in Babylon. Praise Ryan.
and FUCK JANNIES, KIKES, NIGGERS AND SPICS

>Get a vacation for pointing out shills mixing up their IDs
>Sit on the sidelines as the Tier 5 Curryflurry Shitstorm sweeps in
Fucking surreal, I tell you. All these arguments about nothingburgers designed to slid the threads into oblivion and hide all the relevant talking points under a mountain of shit. Then again, it's not really curry anymore, is it? More like, I dunno, borscht? Fucking NAFO.

>>56331062
They know they aren’t getting out of this alive and now they are just trying to fuck over as many of you as they can out of spite. The shares left in brokers, shorts will have immediate access to when they are sold in one giant dark pool deal, and they need as many retail shares as possible there if they are to have any chance of getting out alive. Hence the capitulation to 50/50 when they realized they couldn’t stop it. Can any of you shills refute the fact that if your broker chooses to, they can sell THEIR shares any time they’d like? Considering that possibility, I’ll keep registering ALL of my shares in my own name and leave my LEAP contracts in corrupt brokers so that I may exercise them mid squeeze and DRS them when the literal sky is falling in these fucks. Shills would love you to believe it would be difficult to sell from CS but this is false. CS website will be running like a greased Texas hog on moass day. Also, there is the fact that the COMPANY themselves told me to DRS by adding the count to every quarterly. This must have taken thousands of billable lawyer hours to get approved, and they would not have added it if it wasn’t to look out for my, a large shareholders, best interest. Oh…and computerchair.
Imagine shilling against DRS. Imagine selling one’s soul to satan

>come to the general
>get inundated with the culture and the "it could be any day" hype
>follow all the stories and drama and possible happenings
>oooooo for green candles
>aaaaaa for red candles
>stuck in an endless loop of calling out anyone who feels down on the stock a shill or pajeet (if you aren't with me, you're against me)
>you feel like you are doing something and a part of something
Then you
>take a step away from the general for a few months
>realize that the stock has been sitting at 80 dollars for a year now, with 0 news, 0 progression, 0 hype, no green or red candles to freak out over
>realize that ken griffin doesn't even pay attention to us at all and is out living his life every day
>realize that citadel is nowhere close to going down and the shorts either already did some kikery to escape or will just never pay and take the 50k fines since they make hundreds of millions of dollars a day with other financial prospects
>realize that they will just hold onto their position until gme holders die of old age

This really is some cult. Only people who come to the general every single day are still so disillusioned. I still hold just in case something does happen, but really I don't think about GME at all anymore. The kikes won by making this the most disappointing and boring thing since white bread. Niggers are still nigging, kikes are still kiking, pajeets are still shitting, and we are still here poor as fuck and wanting something to happen. But when you come to the general the cultist mentality built on blind faith and the way they attack anyone who isn't part of the hivemind makes you feel like maybe the kikes haven't won yet and you can still get the money if you just believe hard enough. It's so sad how powerful cults are, all of you sheep just want to be part of something, while everyone with actual money and actual power has already left 2 years ago. Sad

>>56323185
>we
Every. time.
But you do you. I just like the stock.

>>56302466
>>56302849
>>56302861
>Unironically simping for hedgies
Can't make this shit up, KEK!

>>56259149
>Inorganic MUH LOGO movement springs up overnight
>Hundreds of 1pbtid kvetching about this non-issue
Yes, the tranny baker is the glowing one...

>>56254848
>>56255462
Got your IDs mixed up their, Sanjay.

>>56255434
>>56255461
Mm, not the best work.