/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28346936
I've said this before and I'll say it again. The executives of a company have one job, and that is to increase the value of their stock to benefit their shareholders. Tens of thousands of corporations all over the world have been trailing Tesla in order to copycat whatever Tesla does, because the executives believe Tesla is sitting on the magic formula to increase the price of their companies stock.

Tesla getting into Bitcoin marked the beginning of corporate FOMO into Bitcoin. Many of them will be parking 5-10% of their cash in BTC in order to increase interest in their stock, while others will begin to accept BTC in order to do the same.

Bitcoins current marketcap is nothing compared to what will happen when institutions begin pumping their money in.
Fasten your fucking seatbelts, because we are at the very entrance of the bullrun.

I'd post a picture, but I don't want what's left of my hair to be shooped and become the new JUST haircut.

I'm 29. Hair looks like pic related at this point. Same color, too.

But at least I'm rich, right?

>24 years old
>began shedding hair like a dog
>hair that is left is rapidly turning gray

Sacrifice of being in crypto for 3 years. I'm going to look like Harold by the time I'm 30.

>>5424937
>tfw mcafee turns all of /biz/ into stinky linkies

Now that would be karma.

>>3483634
Here it comes. Don't say I didn't warn you.