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>CDC says black twinks have been suffering from a condition called sticky bussy.
>If you've lost over $100k this year on the stock market you are most at risk.

OMG I don't know that I've ever been more artistically inspired in my life. I have a new scoopsies dance video in the works. For those of you that think it's dumb that I'm doing this, I want you to take a loaded pistol and put it against your temple. Imagine you pulled the trigger. That's what everyday of my life is like when scoopsies isn't by my side. Do you think you have a life mission, a set of goals that match my intensity? The only reason I'm still alive is to bed and marry scoopsies, so when I give you a stock suggestion, fucking play it. Because my only goal life is to make enough money to legally buy scoopsies bussy.

>>50709612
Scoopsies is not a resourceful guy, I'm a resourceful guy. He's basically agoraphobic. Works from home, has his hookers delivered, probably doesn't even own a car. Plus meth isnt a thing out west it's a thing here in the Midwest. I could get him meth tomorrow if he wanted it. It's not for me. Nasty fucking drug. Scoopsies is from the Midwest, he knows. I bet he's panicking right now and taking it out on his hooker, but seeing as he's a 95lb Twink, she's probably got him in a guillotine right now lmao!

>>49459064
Scoopsies literally pays $500 a night minimum for clown pussy. Although being as autistic as he is, I think it might be hard for him to get laid organically.