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>>8420585
>>8420728
Shut the fuck up you princesses. Nothing in this thread had activated my almonds thus far but now you've done it.
>You'll forever think you paid someone to take your virginity
Jesus fucking christ. My first time the chick and i were drunk and high as fuck, i couldnt find a comfortable position because i had no idea what i was doing and my dick wasn't even at full throttle because there was so much alcohol and weed in my blood. It was a disaster.
Do you think i am a sad little soyboy because my first time wasnt perfect? Fuck no. I was the smiliest motherfucker on the block for the rest of the week. When i had a second opportunity with a different chick i at least knew not to get wasted beforehand and how to look for a vagina in the dark.

You neets need to stop overthinking and start doing. If you're a virgin at 23 you're already behind. You have no time to wait for perfect scenarios, you're already playing catch-up so hurry the fuck up and bang a whore if that's what's available, and have a fucking blast while at it too
Godspeed you absolute retards

GO GREEN ALREADY I FUCKING HATE YOU WHALES I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE COMFY RIGHT NOW

>>4602289
DELET THIS RIGHT NOW OP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>4582214
>stop trying to become a millionaire off 10k

THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF ALL THISSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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