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what should I write in my tinder bio under occupation if I'm a crypto-trading NEET?

>>10360058
>only one with a degree
>only one who doesn't live paycheck to paycheck
>more money than all of them combined
>also the only virgin in my family
I guess it balances out

idk but I just bought at 6800

>>9831665
Just pretend you cashed out and spent it all on hookers and shit

>>8440819
>You snapchat handsome face

h-here we go!

I can’t believe I missed out on crypto. I checked the prices all the time in 2017 but never bought anything until December. I remember thinking it was too late when Ethereum went from like 40 to 80 dollars in a few days. Every aspect of my life is shit, but this could have been my one shot to ever feel success. I’m ugly as fuck and will never get married or even get a gf, I can barely form relationships with the people around me, I’m my parents least favorite child (and rightfully so), I can’t focus on school work anymore, no company will even give me a chance to intern for them, I’ll always be poor and ugly and a loser. I feel despondent about everything, everything I try goes totally wrong. I don’t want to get out of bed anymore.

I’ve blown the few small opportunities I’ve ever had in life, I’ll probably never get a chance again. Who else /failure/?

Whatever it is that it takes to make it, I don’t have it.

>>5155287
>>5155367
How do you guys always know these things about me? I swear whenever I make a rage post someone comes in and posts some personal insult that is always accurate. Fuck you dickheads.

How low will Bitcoin go?

>tfw my expected time to earn reward is 2 days