/biz/ - Business & Finance

Do you mean ACTUALLY living off crypto gains for 8 years, or you mean when they find out your parents have been housing their adult son who after being unable to hold down regular employment for 8 years has become delusional enough to think that by paying for the groceries with crypto money, that they actually just don't need to work?

>>56300423
>My college professors said index funds were the only way we should invest.

>Last year I had to explain to my friend why it's better to invest when the market is down (like it was down 30%).
invest in what exactly, chuddie

>Graduate undergraduate at 22
>Four more years in medical school
>Two more years in residency
>I became a millionaire at 26, but I won't delve into what assets comprise my net worth, what liabilities I've assumed, the progression of my net worth
>instead I magically 10x'd my annual income to become a millionaire in a single year

>>54527435
pretty long winded way of telling everyone to buy a hooker once in a while, sport

ah yeah of course
you guys remember that time rent didn't go up?
yeah me too lmao

>>53915755
>I have family members who still think US democracy could have ended
yet you'd love it if it did, Chud

>>53009574
not exactly a student of history are you
go ahead and give me a percentage estimate, in the entire of history of Paris, how long has the city been NOT exactly as you have described in your post

go on
tell us all about the centuries in which Paris has been good

>>51516705
>i'm literally an accountant
that's pretty surprising considering you appear to actually believe home prices will collapse in proportion to the increase in mortgage rate, even though you should know better

any home owner that refinanced during covid is watching their liability literally melt away as even basic shit like 3 month treasuries and high yield savings account rates now exceed their mortgage interest

>0 perspective in life
yeah? want to explain what it is I'm lacking?

>>49831369
>wingmen (or wing women) help
there is no such thing
if a girl is hot your "friends" will throw you under the bus to get in her pants
if a girl is disgusting her "friends" will attempt to play matchmaker

at least Tinder is an efficient market
trying to hook up through social circles is a greedy cutthroat endeavor

>>19154632
>(took home 75)
>(80-90hrs a week)

so you make $17 an hour and don't have the benefits a W-2 wagie would, not that the zoomer claiming he makes $200k fresh out of undergrad is any less full of shit

>>16128909
>$29,200 is over 15% higher than what he owed
>just barely
>in addition to similar increases in the cost of housing, transportation, healthcare
>wages adjusted for inflation haven't risen to compensate
>don't hate on me guys!

>>13709872
>KC
way to sneak that one in there

>boomers making 13% on their $3,000,000 portfolios

>/biz/ NEET has 1 btc

Ok also

>total compensation at $86k
>don't put in any effort
>stop picking up any new skills
>come in late, leave early even though its a 15 minute commute
>sit on 3% annual raises

>boomer fucks telling me that I should be jumping around companies moving out to overpriced congested blacked shitholes so that I can make more and save much much less
>mfw

>>7910649
How can this be?
I failed uni last year so i have to make it this year