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>>56316908
Once upon a time, in a distant kingdom, there lived a corrupt aristocracy of big baggies fighting against whale baggies for no reason than despise for each other, who had milked the kingdom's resources dry. The little baggies of the kingdom were left with nothing while the big baggies and whale baggies lived in luxury.

The baggies had had enough and so they rose up in revolt, demanding their fair share of the kingdom's resources. The big baggies and whale baggies refused and so the little baggies had no choice but to take drastic measures.

During the Blood Moon they decided to simp for their goddess, Lun-Chan, begging her to accept their beer money. The goddess was moved by their beer money and granted them a miracle. She opened up a new source of wealth in the kingdom and the baggies were able to rebuild their economy and create a better future for themselves and future baggies.

The corrupt aristocracy of big baggies and whale baggies were banished from the kingdom and the people celebrated their newfound freedom. With the help of beer money and their goddess, Lun-Chan the people of the kingdom were able to save their economy and create a better future for themselves and future baggies.