/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30042509
>Runs analysis on charts
>Reads biz feed about inflation while checking t yield notes
>Extrapolates data on century trend line
>Slams fist on table*
>Throws silver at wall*
>FOR FUCKS SAKE MY EXPERT ANALYSIS SAYS HYPERINFLATION SHOULD BE NOW AND I SHOULD BE CORRECT FOR ONCE. THESE FUCKING BULLS, FUCK YOU JEROME AND YELLEN
>turns around*
>Ahem yes. I am a finance guy with a huge portfolio, would you like my advice? Dad get my client a coffee
>So let me tell you about this shitcoin it's a 100x by April and I need you to put up 90 percent or more of your life savings...

>>29854734
>Throws glass at wall
>THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME IM BUYING WHAT INTERNET TROLLS SHILL
>"Papi please I'm scared"
>BITCH SHUT UP
>"papi where's dessert?"
>I CANT AFFORD DESSERT NOW
>throws suggestive dress at daughter
>YOU WANT YOUR FUCKING DESSERT? GET OUT THERE AND GET YOUR OWN FUCKING DESSERT I CANT GET GREEN DAYS EVERY OTHER FUCKING DAY.

>no amp

>>29416160
>What is worth looking out for
Beating up whales in your stonk and stopping them from hitting the sell button like a bobo fag

Where is alpp?

>down 20 percent so far on my aqb

I'm getting angrier then a clf shill