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I might be running on minimal sleep, but this is like the grand reveal in 'The Sixth Sense,' where everything suddenly clicks and you realize Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time. All those butterfly hints that seemed inconsequential? They were laying the groundwork for this moment. In hindsight, its so fucking obvious it’s funny. According to the date in the filing, this operation has been in motion since the '70s, adding another layer to its brilliance. After pulling an all-nighter reading about Icahn, it's clear this is a play straight from his book.
I’m absolutely buzzing with excitement. It’s as if we’ve all been engrossed in this complex movie, and we’ve just reached that jaw-dropping twist. We were right all along, and the energy is electrifying. Now the credits are running and we're finding out who were behind this glorious piece of art. All that's left is that post-credits scene where we’re all billionaires, lounging by the pool in the Maldives, sipping piña coladas - all while the hedgies are rotting away in their cells and the shills are crying because they missed the opportunity to buy before it was too late.
We did it, guys. This is our blockbuster ending, and we’ve emerged victorious. People will talk about this in years to come.
My tits are jacked, Fellas!