/biz/ - Business & Finance

Whats this months goalpost baggies?

Muh online funkopop NFTs? Kek

Muh loopring? Kek

Muh merger? Kek

Muh cash flow positive? Kek

You have nothing except bags that get heavier every day. Kek

>hands?
diamond

>ape?
strong together

>am I HODLing?
you betcha

>ever selling?
heckin no!

>squuze?
unsquizled

>where we going?
to the moon

>paperhands?
burning up

>AOC?
based as fuck

>way?
this is

Bots just mad because we figured out a way to make literal infinite money. That's why everyone is trying to shut us down. The government knows that once we figure this out, their tyrannical hold on society is over. We'll be able to buy anything we want. This is far bigger than any of you can comprehend. You know how the FED has been printing pretty much limitless money? We're going to be doing that, and we won't need the government to sign off on it.

Free healthcare? Covered. Student Loan Forgiveness? Even better: paying people to go to college instead. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Where we're going, we don't need fiat.

You all need to remember this. Us gamers know that when you keep on finding new opponents in your path, you're going the right way. This was never about the money. It's about making a statement to the evil rich elite of wallstreet and ethics in financial journalism.

When we reach the moon, you paperhands are going to be REEEing. But even you faggots can get your redemption arc if you act now, when the moment is darkest and all hope is lost. Remember when Finn was trying to run away in Last Jedi? Well like him, you have your chance to show your bravery and BUY THE FUCKING DIP. We're in this together, and you can be the hero just like all of us too if you're willing to take a stand for justice and the little guys.

Tomorrow is the fucking day bros. We're all in this together. Remember, the moment we realized that there's more of us than them is the moment we won. This is Occupy Wallstreet 2 and the rats festering in those big pretty buildings know we mean business this time.

>>28903334
>>28903518
Says the findom addicted Nano paypig. Nice. Back to /r/NanoCircleJerk, faggot. Pic related.

>>28433160
>>28433328
So former Nano core dev doesn't understand how the network works, but a tech illiterate clown from /r/NanoCircleJerk, pic related, does? Ryte?

>>24272494
>>24274187
>>24265832
>>24265941
>>24266312
>>24268999
Nice job trying to defend your scam and shitcoin. Not a single valid argument from you idiots. Next time try something better than just your usual ad hominem and mudslinging, Nanoids. Back to /r/NanoCircleJerk, homos. Pic related. You have to go back.

>>21232266
>>21232155
>>21231992

>https://old.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/search?q=emergency+fund&restrict_sr=on
I prefer Ally bank for mine.

>>9833345
>spacing

>>9270051
We did it reddit! Le Comcast google images shows le nazi flag!