/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54550114
>suggesting bobos to hold puts into CPI
Absolutely devilish.

>everyone and i really do mean EVERYONE shorts the hole
>coordinated bank run confirmed as a nothingburger
>"wtf why are we green!?"
I wonder why, Bobo...
Pain trade is up.
CPI will come in cold.
FOMC now has a chance of cutting rates.
You are fucked, bobo.

kept my fucking VIX calls, SPX puts and mire through this gay as fag pump because I KNEW THIS SHIT WAS GOING DOWN
>lets go risk on with the worst macro data since 2008
MUMU YOU LOSE
OKAY?
WE WIN, BUYING THE DIP IS NOT SOME UNHEARDOF BREAKTHOUGH STRATEGY YOU FINANCIALLY ILLITERATE FAG
Now im gonna jerk of and get to sleep

BEHOLD!
Retardation in a single picture.
Please thank you GME-overlord for providing him with exit liquidity.

>>50991767
>today we resume the Bull Run
Okay. Let's just ignore:
>dixie up half a percent already
>junk bonds rally
>10/2y yields pumping
>rrp pumping
>spq 200 sma kiss of death
and on..

Even more bulls got trapped after this little charade making the next leg down ever more violent. The next few weeks will be fucking glorious.
With rates going higher and the market mispricing the hikes we're in for some chop.

Next up: Economic warfare and EPS armageddon

Holy shit, this is so epic. Bulls are beyond fucking trapped on the random thought that we hit a bottom and every clueless hf and retail on the planet piled on leveraged ready to "buy the dip". The mother of all stormclouds has been gathering for the past months and is about to hit hard.
The unwind will be a thing for the history books.

>>50170021
It's a sign that moving into structural damage territory.
EPS gonna get crushed. Prefs are getting raped like nothing else. Next up PMI will bottom out, unemployment will tank and global CB's will inject credit to kickstart another cycle.

Everyone will get slaughtered, especially EM and Russia, much to the dislike of kremlinbots.

Accidently posted this in /GME/. Gotta get my eyesight checked-

Friendly reminder to everyone in this thread that it takes 3 months for MBS purchases to show up on the fed balance sheet - which has been going up giving the illusion of QE.
The last of these purchases will show up very very soon (probably weeks) after which it will become apparent that we are officially doing QT AND tightening, in an inflationary world during a business cycle downturn.

Put two and two together and you know what will happen.

Friendly reminder to everyone in this thread that it takes 3 months for MBS purchases to show up on the fed balance sheet - which has been going up giving the illusion of QE.
The last of these purchases will show up very very soon (probably weeks) after which it will become apparent that we are officially doing QT AND tightening, in an inflationary world during a business cycle downturn.

Put two and two together and you know what will happen.

>>49603926
>ones that wont have to cut their dividend

Nobody tell him

At ATH right now.
Sold all my crypto in august last year.
Shorted the SPX a week ago.

This is only the beginning.

>>49413146
>Are we still in bear market, tho
You will see. In time...