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i turNED MYSELF INTO $1000 DOLLARS BY EOY MORTY

IM PICKLE LIIIIIIINK

>>7724181

>>7718685
Have I got just the fork for them.

>>6764086
Same

ChainLink Logo is ONLY in PNG format! Exit scam immenent!!!!!!

I just had a dream where I was making out with Sergey. Which is really weird because I’m not really a huge fag, I’ve only fapped to Sergey twice. I pushed him down onto a bed after a couple minutes, tore off his clothes (he was wearing a mcdonalds shirt, which didn’t strike me as weird until after the fact), and whipped out my dick. But I was really nervous and couldn’t seem to penetrate him. Then pepe baller poked his head through the window. I remember I was really confused because we were on the 8th story of the building (I just knew this somehow), and I didn’t think he could fly. He gave me a thumbs up and told me to follow my heart, and put an origami flower thing on the window sill. It looked like one of his token things, but it had jewels in it. Then he sort of poofed away. Sergey said something at this point, but it was in some language I didn’t understand, like Latin or Greek. I looked at him and I knew I had to fuck him right then and there, or else I would regret it the rest of my life. I plunged my cock into him in one big push. It was really warm and I was hyper aware of my body. I started thrusting and Sergey made the usual partnership announcements, but I distinctly remember noticing that his mouth wasn’t actually moving. It’s like I could here his announcements telepathically or something. I went for awhile and finally came, and I’m telling you, it felt otherworldly. Not in the “I came my brains out” sense, but literally like something that was cosmic and mystical. It was like something was hugging me but from everywhere at once. I can’t even describe it properly, I just felt so at peace with everything. Then I woke up shaking and in a cold sweat. I don’t know if it was sensory overload or what, but I started crying. I laid there sobbing for a good 10 minutes before I could get my self under control. It was the weirdest fucking thing that has ever happened to me. Sorry to blog, but I’m just a little overwhelmed.

>>5689400
But I didn't touch my link stack

How do I get him on slack Damnit I deserve to watch this!!

>>5195661
stinking rich you mean lol

cope

biz you will never learn
buying LINK now is the epitome of buy high sell low

>>5079879
>mfw fomo'd all-in just before the first time it hit forty cents and been holding 20k since september

I'm LINKLE RICK!!!

HEY MORTY! I TURNED MYSELF INTO A LINKLE MORTY! I'M LINKLE RIIIIIIIIICK

Can someone make this for req?
And make a req waifu

IM LINKLE RICK!!!

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A CHAINLINK, MORTY. I'M CHAINLINK RIIIIIICK