/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27135169
>They're experienced traders, so they don't panic,
The great joy of this week has been watching half of Wall Street collectively shit itself so hard the stink pours out onto the sidewalk.
Your so called cool and collected traders are scrambling in backrooms, pulling favors and committing mass financial arson to save their lily asses from Gods Own Roasting.

Nothing is happening today because the Masters of the Universe are sitting in dressing gowns crying into their midday scothes and ice-cream.
Meanwhile the basement dwellers are streaming anime and Bloodborne and awaiting the Monday rapture.

The Media will pity pieces about hedgies having panic attacks and losing everything all next week. That's how "experienced" your short traders are. gg no re.

>>25474524
>all lives matter
do they?

>>25475658
You sent it to the wrong address, didn't you?