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>selling the 88% retrace
>he doesnt know

>>25237197
I know I'm an outlier, but I married up in a big way:

>met and married the only daughter of a large cattle farmer in Minnesota
>family is incredibly wealthy even though they put on a relatively modest outward appearance to the world (father grew up dirt poor during depression)
>wears wranglers / carthart 24/7 and drives a Chevy Silverado (not one of those trucknuts ugly boomer models coming out now)
> during drinks one night, the father asked for some financial info on crypto as I was talking about it (I only own 4-5 BTC) and he was genuinely interested and felt it was stable enough for him to look into now
> as I am just a normie middle class crypto investor, I asked him what kind of investments he holds in traditional equities just to test his risk tolerance
> he logged into his brokerage account and fuck me brehs, he had something like $14M is some shitty bond indexes and another $6M in mutual funds. Never ever talked about it before and after. He also owns like 2000+ acres of prime high performing farmland here in MN without any debt whatsoever.
> Convinced him to DCA in BTC with some very small ($10k / month) for a couple of years to diversify into crypto. Show him how and he commits to it.
> that was early 2018, and he's got like 7 figures in BTC and thinks I walk on water for "teaching" him how to invest in crypto (guy is not an idiot frens, he's just a really conservative, low risk guy due to his upbringing)
>has convinced two of his neighbors to do the same and THEY all fuckign love me (especially right now)
>my wife is now pregnant with my third child, and is religiously fit and libidinous, and takes care of herself
>raised as a farmers daughter so is completely cool with physical and dirty hard work (i.e., cutting pigs, cleaning hog barns, etc.)
>Highly educated in great degree (Econ from U. of Chicago) and has a kickass job that she works from home with

Not all women are cancer. My life is infinitely upgraded from a woman. inb4 blog