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Shorting is the only way to make money in Crypto now. Shorting literally is the new paradigm of crypto. I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere. Everywhere and everyone, Short short short short short short!!!!! Short to -$0 !!! Until not even 1 penny is left and then the BTC ceo will owe me money :) Did you not hear that everyone is shorting now? Omg like shorting is brilliant! BTC will ofc go down forever. You didn’t think that it would stop going down did you? Didn’t you hear? $5k by end of minute, $4k by end of hour, $1k end of day, and triple digits back to sub $100 end of week!! Shorting is the best way to success!! I’m writing a book on shorting. Shorters, bears and bitmex foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!! <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox hey guys do you like shorting? Because I like LOVE shorting! Omg I love shorting so much! I love talking about shorting the market and how much of a genius I am for posting brilliant ideas about being a silly bear and shorting hehe! I love it how shorting is backed by technology too. Shorting is a new paradigm! I’ll short forever and everrrr ;) Ive been shorting BTC this whole time. I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into shorting the market and we are all making a lot of money together shorting BTC and Ethereum. I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so much money from shorting the market, a lot of them are making accounts in bitmex now because of me. I can’t wait for this bear market to continue for the next 5 years until I have enough money from shorting to buy a house and hopefully a nice car. Shorting is the best guaranteed way to make money in the longterm.

We will BART down under 6k tonight!

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We will short you bullfuckers back to 6400 in moments.

Slow and small red dildos.
A painless way to the bottom.

With minor sized red dildos.

Some idiot bought in way too early, we are about to get another correction back to 6.2k USD. If you're lucky, we'll go under 6k tonight for the first time in ages.

There's never been a smarter time to short during this bear market. Don't you wanna get rich while prices are plummeting downward?

Its time for another Monday Night Dump.
When is Monday ever a good day?
Thank god I sold yesterday.

And when they see what happened to their portfolios, ohhhhhhh man. We are fucked. And I mean a huge ass red dildo will come up and make a faggot out of everyone.

Your walls will be crushed.