/biz/ - Business & Finance

I just had a brain blast. If you're a man you need savings, credit or a good job to get pussy, but if you're a woman you can be a worthless broke subhuman and some dude will still offer to pay for your useless existence while you catch hot dogs in your bun. What a horrible world.
>not spend
Most men are like this in general, it's why ad agencies appeal to the 25 year old landwhales in your picture. Because women will just dump their disposable income and demand their boyfriend pick up the slack.

>university subject about investing
>oh shit finally something interesting
>in reality it's just calculating fucking bond yields on paper
Why the fuck did I get memed into this shit

>>28772918
Yeah how would gamestop go above 6$ per share? It's fucking blockbuster bro don't buy it bro!

>university course about stocks
First time I've been mildly interested about this shit, but its probably gonna be boomer tier and boring as fuck

>have to listen to some mandatory presentation while market opens
Why the fuck did I get memed into going to university?

>>27546516
>press "sell" on AMC at 17.40
>pending
>30 mins later it goes through
>it sold at 14.40
I still made +100% but fuck that shit

>>27532585
I dunno about the tranny but I'm tried of buying the dips

>>27057673
man it's not like you to bitch about it like this, just man up and hold it

>>26864988
I just asked if anyone else experienced this or it's just some retard making it up on twitter

>>26713790
Lum anon is a treasure, fuck you

>>26607515
WE TOLD YOU TO HOLD

>>26358935
point taken

>X is up nearly 4%
>CLF does nothing as usual

FUCKING FINALLY I'm going to play factorio now until i collapse from the autism and wake up on tuesday

>my friend sold BB just a day before it started pumping like crazy
I wish they'd atleast ask first or something

GMEbros we going back to 14 again?

>GME
Oh its one of those days again, time to close the charts and go drinking, happy new year in advance lads