/biz/ - Business & Finance

>so then i compared their hands to diamonds and they believed it!

>>29961026
>You know absolutely nothing about economics or finance.
I literally am studying those exact fields in university right now. I'm an econ major. Are you ok? You're making my sides hurt.

>>29956218
Also, all of these fags that shill TSM, AMD, and NVDA. Look at this fucking crab, that's y'all retards. I bought INTC when it was more than 20% undervalued and I'm actually making profit instead of you fags that bought serverly overvalued stocks because FOMO. My sides hahahaha.

>>29649511
KEK that's the palantir co founder

Holy shit the retard from last week with MARA puts might make it

>>25066983
Imagine desperately naked shorting Gamestop as it pops above $19 and stays there
Imagine being a good sized hedge fund and getting fucking bogged by retail memelords and some cat food guy

>>25061969
>communism works if we abandon communism entirely and just steal everything while selling our workers to global megacorps
Okay, sure. I'll give you that. You can improve communism by making it not communist.

>>25055744
>GME call is red on a squeeze day
You're so fucking stupid it's genuinely impressive

>>24969751
>communism is tried multiple times
>it fails multiple times
>the few ostensibly communist regimes that survive do so by coopting capitalist market principles
>meanwhile the capitalist who cofounded the largest digital currency transfer system is building a launch system to colonize Mars and open up LEO

>>24885124
>not even fully utilizing one planet
>there's still at least one easy planet and Luna before we have to start fucking with Venus and the Gas Giants
you can fly on Titan with a heavy winter coat, an oxygen mask, and Icarus style wings

>>24885152
Protip, don't do this more than once or twice because they'll figure out and ban your account
>buy steam game
>copy it to another folder
>refund it on steam
>crack the steam DRM (trivial)
>free game

>>24866305
>GME $30c

Ring ring, margin call
you stupid fucking Bobo

You wanted to act all tough
now you gonna be a hobo

Elon stonks are going up
your bank account goes zero

I swear, this bear will never learn
please livestream the anhero