/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22976758
>>22976866
4k is enough to buy a house in 1 year. Legit you are gonna be fine.

>>3508407
I'm charming, attractive, I can dance, and I dress nice.
I'm not super fit, I definitely checked "average" on my shit OKstupid account I had for a while.

I met her on the street when I was walking.
She saw me dancing at the EDM bar I was walking out of. I didn't even notice her cause inside, I was too busy being a drunken dancing fool.

I told her on our first date I didn't care if she liked me cause I was gonna be fine with or without her, but that I liked her company.

>NiagraFallsOverHerThong.gif

>>3424420

>when you keep giving /biz/ sincere advice on how to get rich but they just refuse to listen
Guys. I'm not fucking around here. I've researched a lot of coins and done my due diligence. If you want one of the best risk/reward ratios in crypto, buy ANT. Get in now and you WILL make good money this month.

https://meetbeam.com/

This bank claim to offer 4% annual interest (and 7% to some contest winner) and be FDIC insured in the US, and apparently they aren't fully open yet. What's the fucking catch?

Can someone help me because it smells kind of scammy but I'm not seeing it.

>muh weekend d-d-dip
Which one of you fucking sold? Lmao holders win again.

>>2627509
I really wanna see her tits. Seriously I'd love to lick her pussy and make her squirt.

This has to be the only time, ever, that I don't want to trust an FDIC insured bank just because of their website.

Like what in the fuck. Who the fuck thought this was a good business idea?

https://redneck.bank/

Please post other terrible business websites.

>>2600903
trips wins you're a faggot. kys.

>>2467457
>>2467526
dgb is a great investment, you're a fool to think otherwise.

>>2450555
Compelling ≠ Accurate

Ok guys so I'm fired now because someone posted porn on this board, my boss saw, and my boss fired me on the spot.

What jobs do you guys have and what advice would you give someone who wants the same job as you?

>>2370451
make believe money based on something called a blockchain because some algorithm is mined and solved and reveals another block creates wealth vs my fucking 10 gold ingots I have in my hand is going to pay for goods 5 years from now.

BTFO NIGGER. One EMP bomb and your shit blockchain faggot bit wallet is done.

Get rekt.

>>2369369
To, чтo paнo или пoзднo yзнaeт, этo тoлькo вoпpoc вpeмeни, кoгдa эти гaмбypгepы тpaхaютcя. Хвaлитe кeк, чтoбы тpaхaть их.

>>2366621
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Hi /biz/. I have a plan to get rich that I want to run by you before I carry it out tomorrow.

I've prepared a kind of ammonia-based poison today that I'm planning to take to a restaurant tomorrow. It has to be kind of a shitty restaurant or this won't work but i found one that definitely looks bad. Anyway I'm going to order some kind of seafood and slip the poison into the food discretely, from my palm, after I order it. Then I'm going to complain that something's wrong with the food and ask that they not only take it back but taste it. I want the chef to taste it, as they often do. When he does, he's going to get sick (the poison is very strong). At that point, I intend to "find out" and then sue them for a shitton of money.

Don't try to talk me out of it or anything /biz/ but what do you think?

>Don't bother trying to day-trade ETH you idiot, it'll never dip
>ETH back to $140
HAHAHA time to buy when we get to the bottom so I get EVEN MORE GAINS when it goes back up again.

>Be venture capitalist
>Pay a business 100k to maybe see a return on your money in 3-5 years time
>Get like 3 or 4x your return, maybe, with huge risk

>Be crypto neet
>Find startup with coins and invest same amount of money into it
>See 5x return on your money in a couple of days with the same amount of risk

Remind me please, why the fuck would anyone become a venture capitalist again?