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fatty mcfatcunt

>>21440550

This, I was shocked at how stupid all the hype behind Link is when I first started working with it. The double top will be followed by typical crash, followed by Sergay gaining another 150lb, because Chainlink just passes stupid fucking JSON objects around and does fucking nothing else.

-dev who actually uses oracles

>>21376148
"KIKE NIGGER JEWS AGAIN!" Sergey roared stomping into his office decorated to look suspiciously like the Cayman Islands.
"What's the problem this time?" inquired Adelyn looking up from her wet dictionary with a jaded glance.
Rory and Thomas stood over in the corner by the coffee machine. Rory shrugged his shoulders, Thomas rolled his eyes and mouthed "not again" to Rory. Rory, not wanting to get involved in yet another morning 'incident', thought of his wife's son and all they had built together.
"Well..." Sergey began before staring into space for a solid 42 seconds. The others had grown accustomed to this inevitable delay and waited patiently.
"The media, in all their wisdom, cannot see the value of smart contracts; but flippantly share BLM bullcrap". “It’s like a torrent of shit published minute by minute hour by hour!” Rory and Thomas kept their poker faces while Adelyn blew a big bubble of blue HubbaBubba, seemingly immune to the rhetoric, possibly because she was an Asian woman on loan from the Chinese state department.
"And, what's worst," Sergey continued jumping up and down, his fat violently oozing, his chubby arms flailing wide around, "that Microsoft dude is coming today and I'm just not in the mood to talk about "how much I care about BLM"” Sergey fingered the air overemphasizing the quotes and the problem.
"Aww just focus on your oracles sweetie" said Adelyn cooing, "that's what he's come for. Try and stay focused!"
"yeah focused and 1keoy" thought Sergey. Out loud he said with a wink "You're right my little spelling bee, everyone come over here for a group huddle"
Rory and Thomas looked over at each other and sighed in unison and Adelyn complied with a ‘white people walking past you grimace’ expression on her face.
Each put their hands into the center, "One Two Three, We Just Win" they shouted together smiling the Smart Contract mandated smile

Expect a staking announcement BEFORE Smartcon. It wouldnt make any sense to announce it there and would detract from the actual event. The event is centered around defi and smart contracts, not staking.

>>21341303

You clueless guys are in bubble territory. Link will retrace to $6.

All you stupid "link marine" bean milk product enema addicts go into a homoerotic FOMO frenzy every time this stupid ass JSON parser coin moves or Sergei farts and you get a whiff of where your money is actually going.

sergey is cashing out in small amounts before the inevitable crash
very smart

>tfw band protocol developed by stanford and MIT graduates
>tfw chainstink is run by a fat russian out of the cayman islands

>>21207983
Get back to me when Band on-boards an entire countries banking system.

$10 and staking hasnt even been announced

big mac index oracle integration when?

We know but it makes money so who cares

SERGEY IS STILL HUNGRY
POST BIG MACS TO FEED HIM

Praise Him

fat cunt

DO WOT

Why isn't he doing anything?

I hope you’re buying the dip, after this we’re going straight to $450.00

got $3,000, looking for a quick flip. How's LINK's TA doing?

why would anyone bother attacking a basic json parser?

Sergay has been dumping on you :D

YOU
Yes, (You)

You're so busy still buying shitcoins hoping for the next 10x to juice you that you haven't even looked around to see the that we're completely economically destroyed.

You have mere weeks to invest in copper/lead, solar, bugout vehicle, garden, water storage. When the programs expire this will be absolute Armageddon.

Buckle the fuck up

>>20150302
Imagine getting excited about some garbage that returns less than a fucking mutual fund at this point.

>>20121498

Just imagine how he will feel when it's at a dollar and he didn't get it now for spite. Eternal bagholder. Probably owns a bunch of Link.