/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Was trapped in -70% PNL LINK short (shorted @ $6.80 with leverage)
>Liq @ $10
>This shit happens
>Close short with small loss
Heh, nothing personnel Linkies. With Jews you win!

>>26167129
>Add motionsensors and track how many noLinkers jump from roofs after Chainlink reaches $1000
>Sell the data to decentralized casinos
>Profit off of rich linkies betting on how many noLinker suicides occur per 1000 citizens in your city on any given day
>Expand into every big city from New York to Calcutta

>>26005881
If I own a big boat and have house that's enough to get a gf that looks like her.
Anons, that's all you need.
A boat. Some cheese and crackers. And a house. It doesn't even matter which fly over state the house is in.
Let me do the math for you all:
>$10k for boat (you go in with some buddies to own it 1/4 or 1/6)
>$1k (Detroit), 15k (Chicago), 35k (Connecticut or Tennessee)
>$50 for cheese, crackers, wine, sushi
I'm not even kidding this would work.
It's simple anons.

33k waiting room

>make a portfolio only based on /biz/ memes and retarded shitposts
>it easily outperforms any boomer way of investing by far
>mfw

>>23270445
>tfw buying the S20 next month
Feels good man.

Right, I am completly new to both crypto and stocks. Where do I buy coins and which sites/apps give me that sweet looking portfolio interface ? What do you use and why ?
pictures apprechiated

Why are mint and bullion sites so retarded I have to click on individual listings to find that ~90% is out of stock. Just give me what's available and stop making me fantasize about what you don't have

>>21347177
>>21347280
>N-no you can't just remove liquidity by hoarding a revolutionary asset!
>You need to keep selling so normal redistribution can take place!
>M-muh elliot

Post stocks you're waiting to enter until they stop crashing and form a support
KHC
GIS
IVZ <---- this especially
F
GE (P/B of 1 and debt restructure)

Why are you even in btc right now. This is alt season bruhh

BREAKING NEWS!!! BAT PARTNERSHIP WITH TRX. JUSTIN SUN PROMISES EICH 80 MILLION USERS. DONT SLEEP ON THIS CHANCE TO ACCUMULATE MORE LINK BEFORE SINGULARITY!!

>>11661509
>HOW?
>Be student
>Have some sort of position of influence at a student association
>1st year chicks throw themselves at you
Ez

>>11572767
Find an auction house on either the East Coast, Los Angeles, or San Francisco.
Make sure the auction event you attend with it is paired with some kind of special history/art theme. It has to be the biggest history or art history event of the year.
That's how you'll clean house anon.

>>11196352
>tfw TQQQ sprints the marathon while the financially illiterate QQQ walks and waits 20 more years to retire

wagies
what is your profession?

>>10162041
Many thanks Anon, I trust in your meme power

Come back fren

>>9648195
Thanks fren
>>9648216
Why?

>>9374657
Real bull run is how much better we understand economics and capitalism now.

>>8922225
Your theory never good because "slavery" loaded term

Also need to understand Trust in terms are banking better.
You fell for decentralized meme when that not real issue when coming slavery.

Slavery is
Trust vs trustless

Critical....

This ain't a Bart anymore. It's a full blown Sideshow Bob.