/biz/ - Business & Finance

>“Bitcoin? Ethereum? Those are pseudonymous traps, not true fungible currency. I only use Monero for everyday purchases, utilizing cakepay, and as a long term store of value. I understand the value of building wealth through financial investment, so, to that end, I also accumulate DeFi compatible currencies like ROSE, SCRT, and RAIL, but any profits I make will be converted to XMR immediately, and exclusively on exchanges without kyc procedures, accessed through TOR. I don’t trust banks, or the fed either. I bought a dozen trezors, half are just there as bait for any would be thieves. I also carefully wrap them in aluminum foil when they’re not in use, just to keep Reticulans from accessing my funds, or seeing my transactions with higher technology. I suggest you learn to do the same, Scully.”

>“I buy Monero, Bitcoin, and the patrician’s shitcoin, dog with bad, because I don’t trust the reticulan owned banks, or congress and the federal reserve. I make sure to wrap all my hardware wallets in aluminum foil so flying saucers can’t abduct them or get my private keys. You’d be wise to do the same Scully.”

What would he invest in? Would he use cold wallets?