/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hello fellow zoomers. It seems that the markets are bussin yo, frfr.

>>50512841
>>50512700
The one from 7 hours ago

>>50239957
This market is straight-up bussing, man. For real for real.

>>49975610
Someone please post the "I want HPOS10INU, not some shitcoin" screen cap

What's a few trillion among friends

>>49936642
Cryptocurrencies are sus, fr fr. You should put your money in gold instead, fellow young people.

>>49732222
Checked

>>49723613
Haha, fellow zoomies. We busing now.

>>49639548
straight up busing, fr fr

>>49624635
>what is DCA

>>49543120
>so they can just increase them for the older people no?
Yes, but boomers control congress - almost all campaign funding comes either from boomers directly or their decisions on who their companies should back. If health insurers try to raise the price on boomers too quickly they will scream at congress to pass some kind of anti-scalping law that passes the cost on to millennials and zoomers.
2 - it depends, a lot of companies right now have make work positions they made up to fill with diversity hires for ESG points, if they start shitting the bed those positions will get laid off, but for smaller companies that don't rely on ESG they may be in a position where either they cut benefits or end up short staffed. In an expansionary environment where the economy is hot they would need to compete, but if we are heading into a recession there will be less job mobility and people are more likely to just stick it out with worse perks than try entering a gutted job market.
3 & 4 - I'm not sure what the breakdown is for these companies for individual vs corporate plans (both in cost and % of portfolio) so you could be right.

>>49510798
Go drink your Metamucil, old man! For real, for real.

>>49437026
Yo, hello, fellow young people! I do believe that the markets be sussening right now, for reals for reals. What's the bussiest way to keep my cheddar tight, bros?