/biz/ - Business & Finance

50 dollars e0y

Good riddance and bye bye to 500 linkies

Thank you for everything. You were there for me while I became a crack and fentanyl addict. Countless days were spent abusing prostitues, smoking crack then finishing the day off snorting ambien and coke. I enjoyed drinking wine and sniffing dope while falling for pajeet scams. I lost almost everything and it led me to try to kill my self with overdoses. It led to me having a spiritual awakening and connecting with God. After i connected with God I funneled my short term disability money into crypto. I fell for pajeet scams again before settling into rubic. Now I’m in 6 figure hell. Instead of coming back to my job i resigned and now am chasing my true aspirations. I got /fit and people think I’m on HGH. I used some money to fix my teeth and downloaded hinge and got over 20 Asian gfs.

This is a life I’ve never dreamed of and if it wasn’t for you retards I wouldn’t be here right now... thank you praise kek

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Holy fuck still early, get in here faggots lets pump this shit to 5 cents.

Hey /biz/ I’m a fucking retard. I made some money from crypto but now wondering if i could make some in stonks. I don’t know anything about meme lines.

Where do i start? What the fuck is a short squeeze? How do people on wsb make so much money? Is it through margin trading? Where does a retard like me do this. Can you do this with crypto? Is this what leverage is?

*tng tng

I have graduated from biz. From lurker no coiner to pink Wojack to smug peeepeee.

I’m so mind fucked. I realized crypto is all about the image of the coin, the memeability of the coin and name. I got cucked by nu cypher when i was using reddit.

I finally hit my moon bag and my ass is blasting off to new highs. You guys are the best from the bottom of my soul. I was able to quit drugs BOY