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>>4904971
>told my boss i make more money jerking off in bed than working

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>>1849489
>he doesn't make great trades that he sells out of too quickly every day

I do it so often it doesn't even hurt my feelings anymore. I literally plan my strategy around securities/options dropping like a rock as soon as I buy or going to the moon as soon as I sell.

Checkmate, athiest jews

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>>443154

>>tfw after night of partying, still drugged p sleeping in bed at 11 a.m. get call
>(had send out applications to several banks)
>stupid me takes the call
>some name and UPS
>Me tired [interrupting]:"Yah just drop the fucking packed outside. Please don't fuck my sleep" [sic!]
>Hang up and go back to sleep
>Wake up at 5 p.m. [massive headache]
>realize it was probably UBS
Never take calls when the phone woke you up.

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