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Seriously. Take a step back for a second and look at yourselves. Everyday I come to this board for entertainment and not once have I ever been disappointed. The undeniable reality is that the market does what it does and nobody understands why, yet every other motherfucker in every post is certain about where the market heads next. “This is definitely a bear market rally. But also maybe that was the bottom. But we’ll probably see new lows by January.” Do you idiots ever pull your heads out of your gambling addict asses and realize that your basing all of your financial decisions on blind conviction? Every time I see another genius on this board commenting with certainty about where the market’s headed, all I can picture is Adam Sandler telling Julia Fox “I’m gonna hit so big, baby,” and we all know how that ended.

Seriously, I was reading a post by some degenerate moron yesterday about how many puts he bought after the media reported missiles over Poland. Before this fucking idiot even gets conclusive reporting, he’s dumping his wife’s IRA contributions into NVDA puts in one of worst tech bear markets in history, all while feeling low key excited by the prospect of WW3. Pathetic. Also notice I’m assuming “he,” that’s because no woman on earth could possibly be capable of such meat-headed idiocy. Seriously. You’re all fucking unbelievable and you’ll never win this game long term with such degenerate, irrational behavior.