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No thanks BAKKT, IM not FUCKING SELLING for your launch in a month.
Get your BTC elsewhere to sell to rich boomers.
Fuck off New York stock exchange HOMOS

SUCK MA MOTHERFUCKING DICK
HALVENING IN 250

>>15237899
Hoped you taped the whole thing. I need to blast out my ooey gooey baby batter.

>be me
>Super cozy neet
>Daddy is a wage slave while mommy stays at home and makes me yummy yum yums for my tummy wummy.
>Currently playing the call of duty and calling black people the n-word.
>Mommy comes in
>"Anon the neighbors can hear you say the n-word. Stop saying that."
>I trow a fit of rage and begin shitting my diaper
>Start screaming the nword while saying "YOU FAT DUMB BITCH GIVE ME TENDIES OR ILL START PEEING OUT THE WINDOW ALL OVER THE FAGGOTS WALKING TO WORK!"
>Start blasting brown fudge on my bed and wall.
>Mom watchs in horror as I turn the room brown.
>Mommy says stop and goes to popeyes and gets me tenders.
>Enjoy my meal while I blast my diapers with ooey gooey pee pee gunk

Feels good to be a neet and not a wage slave. Who else agrees.

>>15215409
Me and my mom have sex everyday and now I live an incest neet life. Em I forgiven?