/biz/ - Business & Finance

How many visitors would it take to make 7.5k a month?

Time to buy!

>>1495165
No, but I've known people who worked there, and they weren't geniuses. I recently got a job better than Tim Hortons, and I barely had any experience. Don't want to say what business this is, but try looking for stores near where you live, and search for them on Indeed.

>Crack knuckles whenever boss speaks
>Whenever he's telling me about the state of the business, I make fart noises
>As soon as I get to work each morning, ask boss if "fat is the new skinny" referring to his recent weight gain
>Call receptionist a fat cow
>Bring popcorn to meetings
>Spray rooms with my A*men by Thierry Mugler fragrance (even rooms I don't intend to enter)
>Bring a 2' x 4' sign that says "Got a bad case of the Mondays? Get in line!" with a picture of those yellow minions
>Wear a red suit on casual Tuesdays (everyone else has casual Fridays, but not me)
>Take a shit right beside the toilet
>When people walk by office, I make condescending laughter sounds
>Leave work early, but leave two pillows on my seat (No one has said anything yet)
>Skip around when I'm happy

>>1425658
Your chart's shit, here some real analysis done by real jewish bankers