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We have a halvening event in three months, why people just sold anyway? What if this time the halvening doesn't do anything??

What's the point of futures if they can reverse like this?

PEPE has already reached mainstream attention and they're claiming it's a scam and that promoters should be held responsible. Memecoins are going to be banned of heavily regulated thanks to you because you're a fucking greedy idiot.

wE'rE woRkInG fOr YOu

He can make countries and entire regions of the world go broke literally by snapping his fingers. He decides who lives and who dies. He has become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

>>52944990
>he thinks the worst is behind him.

The mother of all crisis is just around the corner and it has an evil grin. You've already lost it all and you don't even know it.

sOfT lAnDInG

I've just realized that germany is playing 4D chess with the rest of the world. Its the old game of conquering Europe again, they couldn't take it by force back in 1934 and now they're trying it again via inflation, a crisis limbo and shortages so hear me out.

>strategic positions
Germany has undermined the EU parliament with Von Der Leyen as president. German influence in the EU is sky high.

>Stage 1: Covid
By creating a virus, they've effectively shut down the global economy. Countries are borrowing money beyond their eyeballs to not collapse. And Isnt it weird how germans, out of everyone else, have created the most sought-after vaccine? really makes you think. The plan was to weaken other countries.

>Stage 2: War
Germans must've planned everything since the beginning of the ukraine-conflict back in 2014. So due to covid there are now multiple countries with a fucked economy and because of shortages and supply line issues a fucked industry. And what is it that autocrat politicians do when they know a civil war can break their control? exactly, war! The Plan was to turn the EUs biggest Energy supplier (Russia) against them and create an energy crisis.

>Stage 3: Energy crisis
Because Russia wont deliver gas to the EU anymore, there is a wave of insolvency cases coming up. So what did the german govt do? they bought germanys biggest insolvent energy supplier Uniper. This is where it gets spicey. Uniper has multiple gas-, coal-, and nuclear power plants in multiple European countries theat NOW belong to the german government, including a coal power plant that powers moscow. And german politicians are already talking about deactivating everything to push green energy. Germans now have multiple EU countries grabbed by their balls because they now control their energy supply, which will turn these countries into vassal states. They can now shut down another countrys industry with the flip of a switch.


TL;DR
Long DAX and green energy, short every other EU country

FOR THAT INFLATION?

It can't be stopped now, anon. I've manipulated the world powers and the financial markets beyond fixing. I've caused a global recession which will in return will plunge the world into chaos and war. The nukes will be flying soon, anon. Extinction is inevitable. Do you know the most delicious part of this? Dying with the knowlege that everything humanity has done has been utterly meaningless, like your gains. Civilization, literature, technology... its all been for nothing. We really are just a pointless little blip in the cosmos. The universe will not mourn our passing. No one will remain to even know we were here.