/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11581432
>>11581498

This would also explain why the price was pumping just before the scam happened, by the way. The team stopped selling/suppressing the price so they could get the most out of the "fake" bags they were about to dump.

>>11581584
Do Facebook bulls actually exist?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE'RE GOING TO AN ALL YEAR LOW GUYS

THIS WHOLE MARKET IS DYING A SLOW FIERY DEATH AND WILL BE REBORN IN THE ASHES AT $4,000

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

wait. what!?

>>8169064
but i have a 3 inch penis erect and because im fat it only sticks out like 2 inches. if would leave the house even less if i had to wear a dicklet wristband

>buy 200 BTC at 5k after BCH fork, so no BCH for me
>buy high and sell low multiple times as BTC crashes to 3k
>start researching suicide methods
>decide on heavy duty plastic bags from home depot and helium tanks from party city
>slowly BTC rises to current levels
>sell enough to get all my original USD back
>essentially obtain 34 BTC for free
>fully expect BTC to become worthless toilet paper as soon as people realize Segwit and LN are typical tricks from Schlomo
not sure how to feel about this ride

>>1934002
Because we don't believe when it's too early.

kms. I was literally there when it dropped from 50 to 15 and then to 5 tamagochi. I could've bought it up but I didn't believe that we'd see a 2nd Trump-tier happening.

>UUUHUHUUUH ITZ GUNNA PUMP ON MUNDEY GUIS
>this is what bluepilled altcoiners literally believe