/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21435716
Sell a thousand right now to shut her up; that way, you'll have $17,500 right now, you'll still have the rest of your 10k+ LINK stack which you had three (3) years to accumulate (plenty of time; you could've gotten a part-time gig over the summer and earned enough in a week to pay for it), you'll still have the rest of your stack, *and* you eventually get to hold this over your mother's head forever:

>"Hey, ma! D'you remember that time you convinced me to sell a thousand LINK for $17 thousand? Do you know what those 1,000 LINK are worth right now, ma? A million dollars, ma! A million friggin' samolians! A gosh-darned million bucks, ma! Ya made me sell a million fucking dollars for seventeen grand, you dumb cunt! Fuck you, ma!"

Move out right after you sell. Use the $17k to rent a very cheap apartment and feed yourself for a year.

After that year away from your rotten mom, go ahead sell another thousand LINK... @$1k; you'll know what to do with your first million.

>bonus points if you send your mom a card that says "Here's a million dollars, ma; unfortunately, premature withdrawal of your moon ticket devalued the amount to $17,500, enclosed within as a cheque written to you. This is all you get. Goodbye forever."

ChainLINK will see $10 again before $15.

It looks like I can buy a dozen acres in the desert for a few grand, and I don't want mail sent to any address I rent (and plan to leave), but my uncle wants me to change my mailing address to somewhere other than his house, so I'm really thinking about buying a $2,500 plot on a road in a county with no zoning laws and just building a shack and a roadside mailbox with some sort of automated internal collection mechanism which also scans and sends photos of the envelopes to me so that I can give zero fucks about my mail and just pick it up whenever and not ever have to deal with anyone or anything lol.