/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18827790
Wow 7200 hours of enjoying your time on this earth. How terrible.

Hey guys, last year I spent 1000 hours eating delicious meals! And so far this year I've had sex for 150 hours! If you include fapping, I've had the equivalent of a two month long orgasm! And get this, literally half of the time I was having a comfy sleep in my comfy bed and having comfy dreams.

Fucking nightmare world boys let me tell you. Wish I had spent all that time in school or at work.

>>18471050
Give it all to your parents. That will just barely reimburse them for supporting you for the past 3 decades.

Not sure how you're gonna pay them back for the next 3 decades. Maybe you'll get lucky and some moon will net you another 2 mil, which should also go directly to your handlers i.e. parents.

>>18326262
Just zoom out and chart the highs and lows in relation to Trump's shitposts.

Literally that easy these days.