/biz/ - Business & Finance

So who's going to buy the swaps for UBS? Someone will right?...right?

I hope we do have 1 million per share (minimum). Seeing DFV have half a billion dollars worth of calls makes me question how it would be possible. I'm fudding myself here, but as I see it GME would basically eclipse the entire market with the amount of shorting it's been subjected to. EVERYTHING getting liquidated; ETFs, Retirement funds, Treasury Bonds, house loans, car loans, student loans. Every little asset and bit of collateral they have on tap getting liquidated to feed this monster they've made themselves. Even after all that, will it be enough?

Will the SEC really allow a small video game retailer to destroy the entire stock market?

>>50291280

>>50166561
me too, anon. closed in april.
>530k
>30yr fixed @ 3.875%
>put 20% down
prices are already coming down around where i bought. i can't even sleep at night knowing my equity is going to vanish. my payments are insane and my income is slowing down thanks to recession. not comfy.

>>50146668
this is bullshit but i believe it
>t.closed is april 2022 on first house

>>49891734
>smoke meth not tobacco
anon.... this take you have....
the brilliance of your mind knows no bounds

TQQQ cant actually go under 21.80 right bros haha

its been an honour frens

>>49666666
>666666
>it's going to be ok

>>26200933
p-perfectly normal anon

>friday 13th is tomorrow
im scared

>>12300118
but surely monero wont crash and burn. Right guys? Monero has a future?

>>11650678
>>11650707
>set stop loss
>get flagged as a daytrader after a volatile period like last month, especially since most people here will trade non-blue chip stocks
>tax man breaks out the spiked dildo on April 15th
>pic related
Not really worth it for most wagies,. Holding is more than just meme investment advice.

>>11534455
First for -15% by end of Nov.

>>10723367
>tfw sergey's big mac problem is real and his constant intake of carcinogens in mcdonalds food is cutting his life tragically short

Do you guys ever stop to think and realise just how fucking crazy its going to get in the future? just the baby boomer retirement situation alone and the affects it will have, and thats one of dozens of huge issues

I'm actually pretty grateful im alive during this period. we get to witness first hand the most turbulent years of our history. we're going to see some serious shit

>>8045324
is this just the same guy every time?

>the next wanchain

but

but i havent made millions from wanchain yet

>>6227976
...I downloaded and read it though?

>>5809222
Non lo sapevo questo, comunque grazie Anon, non e` che comunque incorriamo in qualche rischio verso lo stato? D' altronde siamo sempre in Italia e potrebbero accusarci di un casin di robe a caso pur di farci spendere soldi.

>henry kissinger was a refugee

>he thinks henry kissinger is a good person

im going to loose all my money arent i

>uncle wants to invest $100k into your shitcoin portfolio

>>4525986
>hundreds of trades between non-dollar-denominated cryptocurrencies on multiple exchanges
s-should be easy, right?

its gonna crash real fucking hard isn't it