/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Be me
>Having a pint at a local bar with my normie friends
>Well not really having a pint because im the designated driver
>Friends of friends and some girls another dude brought
>They're absolutely basic and boring im not really speaking because i seriously can't relate with them on anything
>Can't use alcohol to smooth the night either
>One of the girls brings up the subject of crypto
>Finallysomething.jpg
>It gets interesting, maybe i can use this as a normie sentiment check, measure if we're still early or not
>One of the girls start yapping about it being a moral travestry, because cryptos are xenophobic, sexist, anti-feminism, fatphobic (wtf) and fascist and everyone involved with them are scammers
>Everyone nods and the conversation drifts to another subject
>Later during the night when everyone is slightly drunk the same girl confesses that she put 2000 on doge because "i thought it was cute" during the pandemic and lost half of it in a dump, but then she saw the market pump when she sold so that means its a scam made specifically to take her money
>Shen then whines and cries about his babydaddy problems and how she can't find good men to provide for her and her kid for the rest of the night
>Later she asks me what i work on and i just simply reply "finances"
>"Woah you must be a really smart dude"
>Get a couple of awe-struck looks but kindly decline when they ask for more details, im not stepping into that minefield.
>Later that night im taking three of the girls to their respective homes, im the only who has a car in the whole group.
>Mfw the three girls live with their parents
>Mfw they're all living in the shittiest parts of the city
>Go back home, finally sit down and get a good drink
>Sit with the reality that my portfolio is filled to the brim with shitcoins and half of the car was paid with fucking ponke. Im outperforming ppl my age that work their ass off just by trading funny monkeys
Rest assured bros, we're still absolutely early.