/biz/ - Business & Finance

Has anyone noticed the amount of normies and NPC's that are wanting to "get into the stock market" or "get into investing" in the past few week?

Make of it what you will but here in Australia a certain stock broker reported "more applicants in the last 6 weeks than we had in the previous 6 months."

Are we in for a delayed actual crash to the bottom or have have certain things bottomed out?

I'm guessing things like oil has bottomed out while normies buy up Amazon and Tesla at the top.

>>16550738
"guys am i cool now?"

The token isn't needed.

My friend has like $3000 of QNT and wants it in her (!) own hands now. She wouldn't understand a Ledger, MM is horrific, but she (!) is a norman who uses her (!) mobile phone a great deal.

So, what's the best mobile wallet that's pretty easy for normalles to use and not completely fuck up and lose all their money with? Must support tokens, of course.

Thanks

Coinbase pro, specifically. Not sure if they are the same across the two platforms, anyway.

One can request to increase one's daily limit up to anything from 50k to 25million

They also ask for a bank statement (not sure why, there's no crypto in my bank, is there) and a linkedin URL, lol.

Is this a meme, are they fucking weirdos about increasing the limit?

I have 500k in the clown market now and need to make sure I am set to withdraw if/when the time comes.

Has anyone got their limits raised at coinbase?

>>14241047
>I've known about it for a few weeks.

>>14241047
>Too many bots on IDEX cockblocking me.

Real men market buy.

Expanded from another thread:

Crypto NPCs are coded to see things as good/good-news only if price is going up at the same time.

While price is dropping or low, nothing is seen as positive news, no matter what it is, and any coin in the red is "bad", i.e. should be sold.

It was just an efficient computationally-inexpensive way for //them// to add these characters to our simulation, instead of making them able to respond to the nuances and details of actual developments, news and prospects, they simply need to respond in a binary manner according to current price action. Much easier to set up.

If you react to the market in this way (obsessed with coins when green, thinking they're shit when red) then you may, in fact, be an NPC. You exist to amplify market movements and give your money away.

An NPC will see that a project has just been engaged by every branch of the US govt, and google is buying them out (but not if Microsoft gets a higher bid in first), and Satoshi himself just posted on bitcointalk to shill it... but the last candle was red this NPC will come to /biz to fud the lack of developments.

Similarly, a fat green candle will initiate a response in the NPC to post endless gushing positive reviews about their recent achievement of updating their website, and he will buy in great quantitites.


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