/biz/ - Business & Finance

hellos what do my bros
just woke up
qrd? what I miss?

Good health and good fortune to you all
WAGMI

>>25123888
Checked, based, and oopsie-pilled

>>25050825
>Americans are waking up now
I've been here all night, pal

>>24950437
I tried this approach with my woke friend, sadly he didn't take enough to destroy his ego
((they)) are making them legal, why do you think? now that social media controls the mind through a steady stream of daily/hourly content, your ((spiritual awakening)) can be guided and be used to further your allegiance to the cult

last question: what do with ((tribe members)) who are awake? I realize this is a paradox...

>>24950493
I used the fancy term psychotropics as a standin.

>>24840746
Where's the LARP?

>>24572546
>>24572567
I've been wearing pajamas for M O N T H S but you guys are, dare I say, comfier

>>24437991
talk to a reputable wealth management firm (e.g. Vanguard, BlackRock) to set yourself up with a team of experts. paying for their services will most likely preserve your assets better than if you went it alone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLKdxjCpw6U

One evening as I went to /biz/
The catalog was telling
All pink wojaks and bright red stacks
And all were panic selling
But there was a thread with a calm green head
In a stylish straitjacket
Inviting me to /XSG/
When XRP hit 2K
When XRP hit 2K
We take amanita shots
And Marduk makes mosaics
Of his brethren on their yachts
When Baba's out of riddles
Then that will be the day
Where Garlicman will get his land
And make his wine
That is so fine
When XRP is 2K
When XRP is 2K
And the shitcoins disappear
When nobody gets rugpulled
And the maxis shake in fear
When the Russian linkie scammer
Has no one to betray
And the digital pimps
Run out of simps
And Vitalik eats
Til he's big as a blimp
When XRP is 2K
When XRP is 2K
Your wrists are always thick
And your milk never expires
And the linkies wash your dick
And the taxman cannot touch us
Because we're all our own banks
And we haven't got a care, since we loan with Flare
And we take of of Mum, with passive income
When XRP is 2K
When XRP is 2K
The UHNWI swings on by
And Mellon and the Vanguard bro
All pop in to say "hi"
There ain't no pump and dump scams
Cuz the jeets are all offline
I'm goin' to OOOOOOOO
Til I'm black and blue
Where my digits are checked
Andthe fudders rekt
When XRP is 2K
*whistle*
We'll all come home to the pleasure dome
When XRP is 2K

>>24374755
162 / 61 / 54 / 1 at the moment

>>24373022
>the guys who won't shut the fuck up about "level paying field" and "tides raising all ships" are actively boxing you out from profits because elites don't work that way lol
see you in a few threads when you upgrade to
>you'll wish you never made it. your wealth will be your downfall

>>24308983
Shoo shoo gatekeeper
Go back to eating pineal glands

>This action
Nothing like the rush of catching falling knives, eh lads?