/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1dbf0gp/gme_longs_71_of_the_float_so_far/
We already won.

>>58470506
It's currently in progress.
MOASS isn't a one-day affair.
It will happen over the course of weeks, maybe even months.
Strap in. It'll be a bumpy ride to the moon.

>>57053441
Everyone is off early to buy dog coins for the missus, duh.

It’s official. I have talked to every girl on campus.


It's official. I have talked to every girl on campus.

After several months of degenerate cold approaching women. Going to several women clubs around campus. Trying to chat up girls every single day, even in class. Meeting women at sorority parties. Talking to grad students and professors during office hours. I have officially talked to every girl on campus. The feeling of knowing every single woman on campus is something none of you could ever experience in 1000 lifetimes.

You may know me as that one weird kid who just went up to you one day and tried to start a conversation and failed miserably. Not a single girl passes me who I do not know the name of. That one's Kate. That one's Ana. That one has two names I forget which. But it does not matter.

I have built a rock-solid foundation of communication skills from asking how the weather is to what's your favorite type of ice cream. Every girl that enters my field of vision trembles in fear. They have only level 68 communication skills WHILE I have LEVEL 69!!

After all this work, I still have yet to go on a date. But that won't stop me. Every girl on this campus had better watch out because I'm fucking leveling up. They won't be able to give me a bullshit excuse like "im busy" anymore. I've ascended to an attractive gigachad. Here I come, women.

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>>54727470
>I hope we do go below $10
it fucking will, it fucking will. Nothing will make sense and cohen still will be doing nothing. Now I'm thinking even if we drs 100% they will still run this shit like nothing happened. Hedge funds don't really give a fuck. This is peak clown world. The name of the game is to not let retail win. It's always rich against poor. It always was. From day 1 where people started forming societies. Rich fucks will find a way to crush us once again. Cohen will let them do it.

>>54247522
these stupid faggots cannot contemplate a world where they are even slightly on the "losing" end of a deal or change of circumstances.

The world could be on fire but as long as their business or portfolio continues to move up then all is fine and fuck everyone else. 10 years of free money and gibs and even that isn't good enough, the scales need to be tilted even harder.

The government has one mandate ultimately, stability. You let inflation fly at 20% for 3 years straight and you've decimated pricing and created genuine poverty in a huge chunk of the population. Guillotines come next. Asset owners are fine with inflation, people relying on a paycheck are absolutely not and given enough pressure will just throw a brick and your kids walking to school.

4 more days until MOASS starts. What is going to be your first purchase? I'm thinking new suit and shoes.

T-4

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>>53379622
There are no coincidences. Pluto into Aquarius is when the squeeze starts and then we will take back our world

>>53113861
I already have a bag of this, but somebody should make a copypasta explaining what this does and start threads with that instead of this cringe vagueposting.

Q is real 2401

>>51341353
I don’t think 5 million is a lot. But it’s a decent start. And I agree with you 100%, but you have to understand that I am a black sheep in a long line of blue pills.

This amount of money feels extremely fragile, if I’m being honest. I’ll think about the trades more and think of a way to approach my financial manager about the land. Real estate is the one thing where I think they will be the most open to working with me. I also literally work in the water industry so what you’re talking about is already kind of on my agenda. It’s approaching the normie family about it to do something before it’s too late is my main issue.

>>50960874
absolute chaos

>>50822222