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How do I invest this?

I’m tempted to scream “niggers” on my last day in the office after I make it and quit my accounting job.

Are we buying or letting it plummet?

Everytime I look at XRP its green, wtf biz you told me the schzios were crazy but that shit was .27 a month ago. Sure the .70 Pump n Dump happened but that was a one time thing and was all over Twitter, this shit is still not only alive but a 2.5x since January

Are the Schizos on to something? 2k never but I mean if Ripple suit goes well and a 10x happens I want a suicide stack, what do?

I know we've been saying this shit would be 50k forever, but did anyone actually expect this? This early? I was a wholecoiner and sold at 23k and never bought back always assuming the new ath was the top and now im just watching funny number go up in awe. Are you guys making it? Does it feel real? From the outside this is unreal to me, 100k EOY is doable how the fuck did we get here?

I am 21 years old and live in Canada. I am a KHHV in university that has browsed 4chan for 8 years. I have ~1.5 million dollars worth of CAD in a certain crypto currency (LINK). I have a few legitimate financial questions that some high iq rich anons might be able to help me with.

-How will I know when the BTC bullrun peak is likely to happen and how should I DCA my sells into dollars? Also, what percentage of my stack should I swing into dollars and what percentage of my stack should I cash out into my bank account? I'm gonna monitor normie sentiment in my everyday life and on social media.
-How should I structure my cash-outs in the coming years? I want to leave some money permanently in link and btc, I want to cash out a sizable lump sum for the first year I cash out then maybe some smaller amount for several years.
-How much is needed to retire? I know this is relative so the question is how do I calculate it? I live with my parents. Should I just see what my parent's expenses for the year/month are and then somehow use some retirement calculator to see how much I need?
-Ninety nine percent of my net worth is in crypto. I want to diversify some of it into safer stuff. I was thinking: btc/eth, CAD & other fiat, stable coins, precious metals, property. What percentages do you recommend in each?

I am open minded to any advice or learning resources you can give me. Please help a fellow anon

I haven’t “hung out” with a single person since 2015

Are airline stocks worth buying now?

That's a man

I'm 29 and make 130k with no debt. However I have only $10,000 to my name.

Lost 50k gambling and crypto.

No debt but keep chasing losses. Should I just start saving like a boomer and invest in index funds?

Imagine being a nocoiner in 2019.
Do people really enjoy missing the train and not making money? I'll never get this.

>>12881253
But anon, our governments are actively partaking in child trafficking for the elites and it's already public knowledge, if there is money to be made they will just turn a blind eye to it and the mainstream public would just rather forget.
ie: the Zandvoort case

>>12880548
Hey man, I know it's not pleasant to hear but... Reddit... You need to go back.

>>6067677
what do