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>>53609597
>the brainlet fears The Cardboard

>>51226768
>CRBProphet
Oh fuck, I completely called it. kek
DURGESH, YOU BHENCHOD. WHY HAVNT YOU DONE NEEDFUL YET, YOU SON OF BASTERD BICH. VILLAG IS STARVNG!!!!

>>51226777
Yes. They sell paper products.
Home Depot is another good one, possibly.

>>51226783
>thinkingface.png

>>51217035
If you learn to code all that will happen is you'll worship cardboard and cheap shelving like scoopsies

>>51176833
>>51176856
That’s right! Now come home to King Paper!

It is He who hath materialized within the container that learnt to apply The Cardboard, for which containers Him.
From below the piles of Peepee and Poopoo that covers him…

The Savior cometh. It is Him who is containeth by The Cardboard who beckons for The Savior.
The Savior, He beckons For.

The Eyes of He Stave. Starveth, His Eyes.
Queries the dweller of The Cardboard, “Can not these starving eyes be Threaded, Oh Savior?”

The son of the lord.
Refusal of The Great Box in the Sky.

It is He who must make the Attempt!
The excesses and vanity shall accrue!

It is I who desires for the threads through my eyelids!
Now, the eyes have been permanently closed!

The dog which has been harmed is I!
The excesses and vanity are what my face should be forced upon

I did it, boys. I fucking did it. I can’t believe I pulled it off.