/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12784641
>living in Hampshire
>working 2 jobs back to back, 6 days a week
>1 day off is doing washing for the week ahead
>pretty much no time to do anything else
>tired all the time
>gaining weight all the time
>"fuck this, I quit"
>move to Essex
>not enough money for a place
>living in car
>use a gym for showers
>doing odd jobs here and there for cash in hand
>finally get an interview with a place for part-time work
>paying £30k a year
>requires experience
>lie on CV, blag interview, have fake references that all vouch for me
>welcome aboard
>they give fucking training
>job is piss easy
>spend most of my time shitposting online
>only working 3 days at most a week
>already starting to hate getting up early for those days
>already thinking of jacking it in because it's a soulless job
>mfw