/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55383384
Godspeed

What would happen if Fedwire goes down like it did in 2021?

>>55075930
i always hated chart anons, so fuck off.

>>54773493
shit, not the hacking jannies!

$TUP is strongly correlated with $TRAN

I just know that one of the "Ryan Cohen do something!" was posted by RC himself. He is somewhere here with us just shitposting from time to time. fat fuck

Why do people tout Japanese food as healthy and that it keeps you thin?

From what I've seen it's just fried stuff, oily stuff, fatty meats, sodium up the ass.

Also yeah stocks stocks option trading etc bear bull

I just hacked into Citadel and shut off the algo. Hopefully MOASS will start before anyone notices and turns it back on.

I found the shares, where do I put them?

>>54135266
Can you guys imagine if credit suisse goes down and CNBC breaks the news on TV that GME is responsible for everything. Are we the terrorists?

Hopefully Our jew will outjew other jews. Knife in the back so to speak. They thought gamestop will be a good boy, but RC had a knife. Lets pray for hedgie deaths. WAGMI

>>53979837
>>53979858
I'm on it

I'm going to sneak into Citadel HQ to try and get some information. They'll never suspect it on a Saturday night. Wish me luck.

I'm going to halt Citadel

Hang tight everyone, I'm about to hack into Citadel and manually shut off the algo. Expect some big pumping momentarily. Hopefully I can escape before the coked out minions find me.

>>52790737
Word is the pump team has been taken hostage at an undisclosed location in Miami, FL. I'm putting together a squad to go and rescue them. I'm gonna need all the help I can get. You in?

Shorts covered and bulls really thought they did something

>>51585824
assuming you are from mexico or the US, you should buy a gun for $200 and rob some people.

I made it. What's next?

I've just breached the Citadel. I'm currently in the air vents, searching for the location of the algo's main server. Once I find it, I'll hack in and shut it off for good. I've already had to take out two interns. Hopefully I can keep the casualties to a minimum, so as not to draw too much attention to myself. Looks like I've got to keep moving. Over and out.

>>51232835
Kek keep doing this and never stop doing this
They seem to STFU when you post buys

>>51231305
>this makes you a criminal
I prefer financial terrorist

Alright that's it. I'm going to shut that fucking algo off once and for all.

I'm going to hack into the stock market today, so get ready to see some serious shit.