/biz/ - Business & Finance

>https://old.reddit.com/r/ThePPShow/comments/1735ws2/when_someone_asks_me_about_bbby_and_gme/

>>56140484
>>56140489
double kek

>>56107773
ask any nigger what they hold the most of

NOOOO GAMBLING ON INTERNET SCAMS IS MY ONLY HOPE FOR "MAKING IT" AND FINALLY GETTING A SINGLE PIECE OF PUSSY AND NOT KILLING MYSELFFFFF NOOOOOOO

>they managed to get these fuckers mad enough to start telling him to kill himself before the thread was even at fifty posts
I kneel

>>55617766
>>I literally sleep on a 12 gauge shotgun, and no, I don not care about my neighbors so I use slugs.

>>54794699
Tremendous OP post art, and thank you for baking. I will be unavailable to bake the next thread but will be able to bake later in the week no matter what happens.

>>54268140

>>54094040
Feds seize assets of failed bank, tell bond and shareholders to eat shit and die, buy assets of failed bank at face value rather than market value, money goes to slush fund to guarantee depositors can get their money back, fed holds massive bag of dogshit until it regains value or just delete it from existence in the case of t-bills and bonds which make up most of the seized assets. Some money will have to be printed, won't matter after 10-20 trillion dollar tax windfall post-moass (if not more), taxpayer is relatively almost entirely unnaffected by this action, 1929 II Nuclear Boogaloo averted, dollar strengthened, clownworld raped to death by horsecock, we're all gonna WAGMI (we're allllllllll gonna make it). Shrimple as. Rape hikes don't stop. Fear of God and common man restored to finance via government as it fucking damn well should be.

We're living in the best timeline. It's only going to get better. Thank God.

>>53895056
You can buy BUSD depeg insurance on Checkdot.

Checkdot (CDT)
>$2m market cap
>0.74 market cap/FDV
>released late 2021

>try to buy CDT
>frontrunning bot gatekeeps me
>heh, he doesn't know i have slippage set to 1%
>bot loses $500 just to spite me
>price dumps meanwhile
>finally get in at a much lower price

why do they do it?

>>53728354
Stop, I already jerked off today.

Based, same for me and my dad. He likes our autistic humor.

>>53333333

secured another 1M of LOONC

Just finished packing orders for my store and see LUNC flying up, today is a good day

>>51200000
HOLY CHECKED.
WAGMI lunchads.