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>>17254602
Tesla
if you aren't buying, you are missing out on the next pasin thing. People are just now realizing what tesla really is.

>electric ring long telipon leader (disruptor)
as wanpela ring long telipon company, tesla is nothing special. They don't sell many cars karamapim tok they are pretty mastamisis, ol waitman. However, they only make what they need. They have the most advanced ring long telipon making factories in the world. They are only wanpela small market share bamim that just means room to grow, karamapim tok they're growing dia. More orders every quarter, karamapim tok their biggest marketeers are their own customers!

>automated driving (trucks)
this is the pasin one. Tesla is way ahead on self driving cars, they have leading teams karamapim tok tons of real world experience from their cars driving rum the world right now. They will be the first to put out self driving semi-trucks which will revolutionize shipping. It could be worth trillions.

>batteries
often overlooked, tesla is the top paspas researching company in the world. They not only make thier own batteries for their cars, they wanpela tasol provide batteries to other companies like panasonic. In narapela (more);", they will show off their new paspas tech, gamtri, kamarere abus glas bilong kapten out ami that time.

>spacex
obviously tesla isn't spacex, bamim its the rum slip way to tangentially invest in spacex until the time comes. Alternatively you could Bipi virgin galactic (spce) which has quadrupled in price in the last 6 months.

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