/biz/ - Business & Finance

>"who are your friends anon! Youre 25 fucking years old and you have no goddamn friends!" my mom disgustingly spits
>and i said "I DO HAVE FRIENDS"
>"where? Where are these friends"
and, you might think this is a bit autistic
>pulls out phone
>show them the front page of /biz/ - business and finance
>"THESE ARE THE ONLY FUCKING FRIENDS I FUCKING NEED"
>run upstairs to my bedroom
>shut the door as hard and loud as i possibly can
>dad "DID YOU BREAK YOUR GODDAMN DOOR KNOB"
>"NOOOO"
i then do something, i think i fuck up
>pull out shot gun i stole from my dad
>fire a warning shot into backyard out my window
>mom is screaming is as hard as she can "AAAAAAA. AAAAAAa"
>"D-Did anon kill himself? ;_;"
and i really did want them to think i did, so i remained silent and pushed my dresser in front of my door so they cant get in
>"CALL 9-11 (dads name)"
>"ANON, ANON. ANOOOOOOON"
>parents run up to my bedroom banging as loud as they can

A-Am i going to be commited /biz/? What do i say to the police?