/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Be me
> Poor Venezuelan fucked by socialists.
> Dream of making 1$ an hour.
>Starving to death
> Go to upwork
> All ready filled with Venezuelans working for cents, people wont hire me because no rep.
> Go to farm Gold in Runescape
> Already filled with other Veneskeletons
>Try to mine in my shit computer
> Hear stories about SEBIN (secret police) knocking doors and jailing miners for " electric fraud" and panic
> Think about selling nudes.
> Not pretty enough to even be a trap.
> Try to leave
> Frontiers closed and guarded.

What can I do to survive this hellhole, biz?