/biz/ - Business & Finance

>GME is gunna crash to $45 at market open

>>26209907
>started from the bottom and still there lol

>>18212498
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>600 BILLION MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
>$6T STIMULUS
>ANOTHER STIM PLANNED
>200,000 DEATHS BEST CASE SCENARIO

>>15326631
>Gibbs Residential
Oh come on they're just baiting us now.

>>15103019
AHAHAHAA OH OHHHHH MY SIDES!!

>>15069994
>>15069998
AHAHAHAHAHAHAA OHH OHHHHHHH MY SIDES AHAHAHA HE THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA GET BUT AHAHAH OHH OH ALL HE GOT WAS A BITCH SLAP AHAHAHAH!!!

>>14649116
>56% are either married or in relationships.
Want to know how I know this graph is bullshit?

>>14440926
underrated

>>14418269
>Why did the French plant trees on the Champs Elysees?
So the Germans could march in the shade
>No seriously, why did they?
So the Muslims could caliphate in the shade. Kek.

>>14341289
AHAHAHAHA OHOHOHO OHHH MY FUCKING SIDES OHH MY GOD

AHAHA - SO - HA - WOULD YOU BELIEVE - GET THIS - WOULD YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT - HAHAHAHA OOOOH MY GOOOD, IT'S TOO FUCKING RICH - OK, WOULD YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE RETARDS ON THIS BOARD RIGHT NOW WHO SOLD BITCOIN - PFFFFFFTHAHAHA - BELOW FOUR - GET THIS - BELOW - OOHHHH JESUS CHRIST, OH MY GOOOOD - THEY SOLD BELOW FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS?!

HOOOOOOOLLLY SHIIIIIIT MY SIDES ARE ESTABLISHING ORBIT AROUND PROXIMA CENTAURI RIGHT NOW

CAN YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT SOME DIPSHIT ON A LITHUANIAN NEEDLE FELTING PENPAL CHAIN ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS HOLDING SOME PUMP AND DUMP PONZI SCHEME! INSTEAD OF THE KEY TO INFINITE WEALTH!!

AND HERE'S THE BEST PART - OHHHHH MY GOD IT'S SO RICH, GET THIS - HALF OF THESE FUCKHOLES BOUGHT AT $20K! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE ABOUT TO MISS THE SINGULARITY! A FUCKING MAGICAL EVENT WHERE THEIR MONOPOLY MONEY INCREASES IN WEALTH INFINITE PERCENT OVERNIGHT! THEY BOUGHT THE ALL TIME HIGH! BECAUSE THEY HAD RELIGIOUS FAITH IN AN ANONYMOUS PLEBBIT FAG’S TA CHARTS! AND ALL THEY GOT AFTER WAITING 1 YEAR WAS SHAKEN OUT AFTER LOSING - HAHAHA OHHHH OH OH MY GOD - AFTER LOSING 80 PERCENT OF - HAHAHA - OF THEIR PORTFOLIO VALUE!!!!! ** PROCEEDS TO CONVULSE ON FLOOR FROM LAUGHTER **

THE ONLY THING FUNNIER IS GOING TO BE IN A YEAR WHEN THERE WILL BE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT THEIR BAGS AT $3200 CASHING IN WHEN THIS SHIT MOONS TO OVER 50K! I MIGHT LITERALLY FUCKING DIE OF LAUGHTER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AHAHAHAHA OHOHOHO OHHH MY FUCKING SIDES OHH MY GOD

AHAHA - SO - HA - WOULD YOU BELIEVE - GET THIS - WOULD YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT - HAHAHAHA OOOOH MY GOOOD, IT'S TOO FUCKING RICH - OK, WOULD YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE RETARDS ON THIS BOARD RIGHT NOW WHO SOLD BITCOIN - PFFFFFFTHAHAHA - BELOW FOUR - GET THIS - BELOW - OOHHHH JESUS CHRIST, OH MY GOOOOD - THEY SOLD BELOW FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS?!

HOOOOOOOLLLY SHIIIIIIT MY SIDES ARE ESTABLISHING ORBIT AROUND PROXIMA CENTAURI RIGHT NOW!

CAN YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT SOME DIPSHIT ON A LITHUANIAN NEEDLE FELTING PENPAL CHAIN ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS HOLDING THE KEYS TO ANOTHER PUMP AND DUMP FLAVOR OF THE WEEK SHITTOKEN! INSTEAD OF THE KEY TO INFINITE WEALTH!!

AND HERE'S THE BEST PART - OHHHHH MY GOD IT'S SO RICH, GET THIS - HALF OF THESE FUCKHOLES BOUGHT IN AT $20K! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE ABOUT TO MISS THE SINGULARITY! A FUCKING MAGICAL EVENT WHERE THEIR MONOPOLY MONEY INCREASES IN WEALTH INFINITE PERCENT OVERNIGHT! THEY BOUGHT THE ALL TIME HIGH! BECAUSE THEY HAD RELIGIOUS FAITH IN A FUCKING PLEBBIT POSTER'S ABILITY TO MAKE SOME BULLSHIT TA PREDICTION! AND ALL THEY GOT AFTER WAITING 1 YEAR WAS SHAKEN OUT BY THEIR WEAK HANDS!

THE ONLY THING FUNNIER IS GOING TO BE IN A YEAR WHEN THERE WILL BE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT THEIR BAGS AT $3200 HOLDING WHILE THIS SHIT MOONS TO OVER 50K! I MIGHT LITERALLY FUCKING DIE OF LAUGHTER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>14273106
AHAHAHAHA OHOHOHO OHHH MY FUCKING SIDES OHH MY GOD

AHAHA - SO - HA - WOULD YOU BELIEVE - GET THIS - WOULD YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT - HAHAHAHA OOOOH MY GOOOD, IT'S TOO FUCKING RICH - OK, WOULD YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE RETARDS ON THIS BOARD RIGHT NOW WHO SOLD BITCOIN - PFFFFFFTHAHAHA - BELOW FOUR - GET THIS - ABOVE - OOHHHH JESUS CHRIST, OH MY GOOOOD - THEY SOLD BELOW FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS?!

HOOOOOOOLLLY SHIIIIIIT MY SIDES ARE ESTABLISHING ORBIT AROUND PROXIMA CENTAURI RIGHT NOW

CAN YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT SOME DIPSHIT ON A LITHUANIAN NEEDLE FELTING PENPAL CHAIN ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS HOLDING THE KEYS TO ANOTHER PUMP AND DUMP FLAVOR OF THE WEEK SHITTOKEN! INSTEAD OF THE KEY TO INFINITE WEALTH!!

AND HERE'S THE BEST PART - OHHHHH MY GOD IT'S SO RICH, GET THIS - HALF OF THESE FUCKHOLES BOUGHT AT $20K! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE ABOUT TO MISS THE SINGULARITY! A FUCKING MAGICAL EVENT WHERE THEIR MONOPOLY MONEY INCREASES IN WEALTH INFINITE PERCENT OVERNIGHT! THEY BOUGHT THE ALL TIME HIGH! BECAUSE THEY HAD RELIGIOUS FAITH IN AN ANONYMOUS PHILOSOPHY MAJOR'S ABILITY TO USHER IN THE FOURTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION! AND ALL THEY GOT AFTER WAITING 2 YEARS WAS SHAKEN OUT BY THEIR WEAK HANDS!

THE ONLY THING FUNNIER IS GOING TO BE IN A YEAR WHEN THERE WILL BE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT THEIR BAGS AT $3200 HOLDING WHILE THIS SHIT MOONS TO OVER 50K! I MIGHT LITERALLY FUCKING DIE OF LAUGHTER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>14248570
>he doesn't realize that all of these protonmail fags are just trolling him.
Kek

>>14136270
They can barely track paper money, are understaffed, and they think they can catch crypto traders? Kek

>>14085901
Holy shit I thought you were joking it really flipped BCASH. Kek.

>>14040469
Imagine being a Korean Jew. My god, the family probably disowned the daughter for this. No matter how many times they breed with other races, you can still spot the Jewish. It's like some sort of eternal curse.

>>13944858
Yes. I have a beta-male cousin in his late 40's that's been fucking Asian girls since the early 90's, wayyyy before it was even a thing. He was an early adopter. Kek.

>>13845583
It's all bullshit. They all come from wealthy or upper-middle class families and had connections that got them in the door. It doesn't matter what you go to school for these days. Job security isn't guaranteed anymore. It's even started to affect fields like engineering, etc. Only careers where you can actually get paid a lot out of college where you don't need connections are pharmacy and healthcare. Everyone else is fucked. I hear some of these Gen-Z college kids saying how they're gonna have these amazing jobs when they finish school. I can't help but laugh at their delusion. They honestly have no idea how fucked they are.

>>13823907
It makes you less likely to blow your money on stupid shit though. Back in the 1940's, my friends grandfather inherited a family fortune when he was young. In today's money, it would be minimum $5 million. He was also really handsome on top of it too. He blew threw the entire fortune and died in his early 70's. He was so broke that toward the end of his life, he had to go work as a greeter at WalMart. Kek.

>>13594897
>>13594899
Best part is they will maybe make a couple grand and not sell it, then they will sell it at a loss in the next crash.

>>13583406
Buy DBC. It's going on Huobi soon.

>>13529627
>Doesn't have 3k in cash for a used car
Are people this fucking poor these days?

>>13509701
Maybe you just picked the wrong alts faggot. Kek.

>>13487505
Literally now. Lots of people are gonna be rich in like 3-6 months. You had like 8 months to accumulate the bottom. Did you? I hope so.