/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>1350996
Fuck "taking it on the chin" If some cryptokike tries to rip you off shove one hand up his ass, the other down his throat, and you work him like an accordion.

Never been fired, but i guess I could post my /diabolical/ plan for when I get too pissed off to care and get myself fired. But Job description first

>Work on a farm doing irrigation though summers to put myself through uni.
>Pays $15 dollery doos an hour because i can do almost any job on the farm and I've been there for 5 years or so.
>work every day unless shit gets real fucked up or it rains. Life is suffering after a month straight
of 10 hour days, but them hours.
>Boss is the owners son, he's a shitbag who only ever works if he can't find a way to weasel out of doing it, and if does have to work he half asses everything whilst expecting everybody else to be perfect.
>Mostly tolerable because he lets me manage the rest of the irrigation crew and leaves me to my own devices.
>Owner is a true son of Israel and won't spend any money on maintenance, so everything is held together with string and gum, all the equipment would make worksafe shit blood
>He also cuts corners everywhere he can, most notably overloading the shit out of delivery trucks, and I'd bet the maintenance on them is questionable too.
>If the day comes I just unleash my hate on daddies boy and get canned, There'll just so happen to be a health and safety inspection the next week, followed by a guest appearance from the department of transportation.

It's truly amazing that place hasn't been raped by worksafe, and that the truckers haven't been caught by DOT checkpoints. I regularly drive forklifts and last week I was spraying herbicides, all shit I need a licence too do legally. I did all that shit in shorts and bare feet too. In fact I work almost everyday in bare feet because soggy shoes are the worst, the hobbit life is real.